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Mundane Mysteries 1
Detective Spot and the Eyrie Bradley discuss the unwritten laws of Neopian fashion.

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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys
There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward...

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Trouble with portals
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The First Light of Neopia
The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature.

by steve_km

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