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How To Be Cool
I'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"

by mamasimios

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Altador Cup Dictionary
Here's a guide to all the super fans' lingo, including team placing info.

by fairiesrus5

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Utterly Impossible; Hopefully Improbable
Oh - oh my... That's one way for an avatar...

by umzz

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Proles
I think that thing's rigged...

by cables

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