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Balthazar and Captain Obvious

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Messenger: Just Another Pirate Tale - Part Two
"Wouldn't you be alarmed if someone had a sword at your throat?" I asked nervously...

by hedgehog_queen

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Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)
Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully

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Contemptible Ways
"This is outrageous!"

by contemptible

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A Sad Celebration
Happy Grey Day!

Art by hakimvansoffthewall

by tanyawebber

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