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A male Pirate Xweetok dressed in a Dapper Xweetok Trousers, Dapper Xweetok Shirt and Waistcoat, Explorer Backpack, Dapper Xweetok Shoes and a Cool Xweetok Wig just walked past Kauvara’s Magic Shop with his Petpet, a Snowbunny when he noticed a sign posted on the door.

by bubbles150

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The Coconut: Introducing a New Mascot

Today we’re unveiling Neopia’s newest source of information: The Coconut. Chock-full of all the most widely asked questions and mostly factual stories, we’ll be the ones delivering the pinnacle of quality to your front door. Or back door. Or dimensional gateway. We’re not picky with our customers or delivery locations. We’ll deliver newspapers via flaming coconuts, so make sure to duck!

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King Skaarl to be Replaced by Slightly Rotten Meat
BREAKING NEWS: King Skaarl, a most notable Neopian, known for being the King of Meridell is to be replaced by a slightly rotten half eaten turkey leg.

by stars4ever33

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10 Apples You Can Still Eat
Apples. Crispy, sweet, juicy. The perfect fruit. I love them. You love them. And you know what? No matter what stage of freshness apples are in, they’re still delicious.

by newenglandquizzer

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For All the Abandoned Hues:Part Four
Part IV: When the Stains Fade Away

by sherocks15

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Shadow Play:Part Six
“How’s this for a study space?”

by cosmicfire918

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Floofeh
BREAKING: Secret Lab Ray Now Works On Humans!!

by jupebox

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Investments
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