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"Warring with Sloth" by raining_shadow
Before the evil Sloth decided to pay me a visit, life was perfect. But after, everything changed. He'd hurt me, but I had done everything in my power to get revenge. But I'd better start at the beginning. "Limeras!" my owner Rainy called up the stairs. "Come on! Let's go for a walk..."

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