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The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part One

The sun was shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...

by trisshamster
Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part One

Zhou peered curiously at the red light beaming across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted. "Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."

by reggieman721
Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part One

Sam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...

by kaylamdal111112
A Very Feepit Christmas: Part One

SPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her Faerie Peophin sister...

by rainpaint
 
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The Best Treats



Winter is the season to be jolly, right? Y'know, good will and all that? Well, when you're feeling the winter blues, the only answer is to comfort eat. So, I've compiled a list of the Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch Those Winter Blues. So, get a spoon, a fork, and a knife, and dig in! Feel free to sample the foods on this list. (-: Ideally, my perfect...



Other Stories


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A Bori's Christmas
Something in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the worst owner ever!"

by mystery_island111223

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Sloth's Christmas Carol
Sloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking, most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury, both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"

by schefflera

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Getting Ready for Your Christmas Party
I'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party EVER!

by kyliejy

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Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience Possible
Here are a few simple lessons that this user learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be.

by ewanspaz

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O To Be Grey
Melted?

by specialed_squad

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Furry Christmas and Happy *mew* Year!
*mew*

Art by rookina

by pokemon_lunatic




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