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"The Latest and Greatest Recruit of Dr. Frank Sloth" by sarahleeadvent
I'm determined to land this job. Oops- got to go, Journal- the ferry just decloaked and the pilot's saying something about a screening system and interrogation room and- and he says that if I don't put you away right now you'll be the last thing I eat this week. I don't think he's serious, but- OK, OK, I'm coming!




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