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Blossoms~ Retry Part 9

"Water" is entirely arbitrary; no one knows his actual last name.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: The Fourth Wall

They're becoming aware.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 4

Is paper edible?

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

Welcome to the Family?: Part 2

Silly Uni, you don't get to choose family members.

by amarettoball
This Wasn't In The Job Description

Just edit a few articles they said, it won't take up much of your time.

by equinewhispers
The Rickety Ship: Q2

Have some zapzaggle.

by dimartedi
Who You Gonna Call?

Stop that mallow!

Also by 69uglygreenwhale

by sarah2396

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Glasses Are Great

Lookin' good.

Also by tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 2

Rinse and repeat.

by winner19955
Dubloon Training

Let's hope Cap'n Threelegs isn't on a diet...

by _clement_
Tooth Faerie Surprise Visit

Maybe she's psychic...

by roxanna203
PU! (Phew, That's a Relief)

That was a close one.

by turtling
Let There Be Shenanigans

Weakness is all in the mind.

by delugent_tears
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
The Baker

Baking is a lot like friendship...

by cherokee165
Crazopia Central: Dampened Mood

Because Reed has been there, too.

by lasaramar
At the End of the Day

Narineth finds a kindred spirit in the equally muscular Uchiha.

by ezel68
NeoPaper: Attack of the Socks

Battledome powers gone wrong.

by mbredboy31
Everytime Again

Oh Those Kacheeks

by mustikeuh121
Splat-A-Sloth Insanity

I'm going to play barf boat now...

by pie_man_aa
 
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"Shattered" by katie_kitkabug
...Where is this? It’s dark. There’s no floor, no walls, no ceiling. Just a dark, silent abyss. How did I get here? I cannot remember. My memory is shattered. Shards of scenes flit through my thoughts, never enough to form a full image. There is nothing here. I briefly wonder how I am breathing before pushing the thought aside. Better to worry about what to do. I grab the bits of memories flying around in my mind and start trying to piece something together. Cold. Warmth. A kind pair of eyes. A sibling laughing. A paint brush. An egg. Commotion. A falling cloud. A teal monster. Curses. Cures. Faeries. A dress. A scroll. Battles. Flames. Birthdays. Holidays. Tears. Fury. An embrace. Her.




Other Stories


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The Free
Good Doctor,

I recognize your name in the more sinister spaces of Neovia. It seems I’m unable to turn my troubles to any of my companions without having your notoriety run through the atmosphere. Thus, though as a proper Neovian I should be avoiding this entirely, I have decided to conspire with the forbidden.

by cherishtwilight


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Caring for Kadoaties
Despite the piercing cries of the Kads, this was a dream job for one little Krawk named Kenadee. She had always wanted to work with Kadoaties as they were her favorite petpets in all of Neopia. And after all, they did need someone to tend to them while their owners were on vacation.

by atreyu_rules87

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Why Pet Collectors are Wonderful
Lots of Neopians collect something or other. Usually it’s something like an enormous number of codestones to train their pet, or perhaps 1,000,000 of their personal favourite item, or even items with a certain theme to put in their gallery. However, not all collectors hoard items – some of them collect pets! This article is dedicated to Neopia’s pet collectors and all the quirks which make them brilliant.

by katzam

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Perfectly Posh Poogle Outfits
As Poogle Day approaches, many Neopians are at a loss about which wearables they should choose for their Poogles. Fear not, because there are several Poogle-specific outfits that would look fantastic on any Poogle. These clothing pieces can be purchased at the Clothing Shop in Neopia Central or by using the Shop Wizard. Here are my recommendations.

by _brainchild_

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The Sisterhood of Terra and Phee: Part One
My name is Phee, and I'm a Faerie Peophin. My birth name is Phoebe, technically. Or at least, that's what my sister tells me. I don't remember what I was named, because I barely remember our owner -- our mom.

by lizzy_beth_750551

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Seven
I settled myself into a chair as Rosa fell into a fitful sleep. Although I’d treated her wound, it was hard to tell just how bad the infection was, so I would need to keep an eye on her all night. With any luck though, her fever would break by sometime tomorrow and the worst would be over.

Also by medit92

by teamchao466




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