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Let's Dance!

That's just not how this works.

by wokitana
Blossoms~ Retry Part 7

I suspect it's those mood swings of his. ... He still has those, right?

by twillieblossom
Edible Escapades: Part Four

Don't judge a treat by its shell.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 2

I’ll pay him to stop singing.

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

Playing Favorites

Don't try to deny having a "favorite pet". It's pretty obvious.

by amarettoball
Coconut Shy

Try again?

by fourin
Squawk-ward!

How embarrassing D:

by _clement_
Timing is Everything

*sigh* It really is.

Also by blue_star_51

by new_perspective

Aisha Soup: Wig Out!

Toupee or not toupee?

by the_shii
Dinner with the Scarlets: Wearable Woes

Tired of sad Grey ‘pets? Time to turn that frown upside down!

by june_scarlet
The Zaf Girls

Good trick.

by thesovietivan
Make It Stop!

The woes of a mewbie.

Idea by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sloppily Colored Funstuffs

The only time Karow shows emotion.

by thesevenwonders
Baby Hair

Don't play hide-n-seek with a baby Jubjub ;(

by cardinally
Avatar Pet Problems

Please no more popcorn!

by aynathie
The Not So Dangerous Fall

Sometimes in the light of danger, logic tends to fly out the window.

by roxanna203
Count Ariathia

Well... That's not what you want.

by moonlitennight
Don't Be Lazy, My Friends!

Always do your work! Otherwise it won't be done the way you expected...

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Random Events

It could always be worse...

Tex707

by alexise1998

Avatar Madness

Um... I may need some help.

by mustikeuh121
 
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"Dazzling Draik's Dilemma" by _brainchild_
"Christine!" exclaimed Nadaba the Maraquan Draik. The owner turned, wondering what her pet was so excited about. "Yes?" she replied. "You have an offer on your Pink Draik Morphing Potion!" "Really?" answered Christine joyfully. "Let's go over to the Trading Post and see what the offer is." Christine, Nadaba, and another one of the owner's pets, Florezca, crossed the wondrous ocean waves to make their way to Mystery Island. The shining water reflected the sunlight, resulting in a beautiful display. "Wow!" exclaimed Flor as she gazed at the breathtaking, picturesque scene.




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A Dazzling Draik's Dilemma
Flor continued to grumble as the three ventured through summery scenes. Eventually they reached the Trading Post. "I'm parched!" whined Flor. "I need something, anything to drink!" Then she spotted the Pink Draik Morphing Potion. She grabbed the glass bottle and chugged it. Christine and Nadaba gazed at her in horror. "Flor," started Christine incredulously, "did you even pay attention to what you just drank?"

by _brainchild_

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The Discovery of Brightvale -- A Celebration
Splendid banners of green, white and gold hang proudly in every doorway. Tapestries and all manor of decoration imaginable adorn the walls of every hall. A grey Kougra in a smart black suit walks through the halls of Brightvale Castle, his dress shoes clicking on the cobblestone floor with every hurried step he takes. As he rounds a corner, he slows his feverish pace, and takes a moment to re-collect himself at a large, wooden door.

by dewdropzz

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Faerie Cloud Racers Game Guide
If you’re interested in mastering Faerie Cloud Racers 1 then read on! This small guide is only the basics, but after practice and some of that “mastering” stuff, you might very well have a shiny trophy on your Neopia shelf. So, let’s get on with the guide!

by _d_o_g_

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Things You Love, But Will Never Have…
>I thought I'd wander over to the Help Neoboard and ask the people there what goals THEY admire, but will never have themselves. I received a lot of thought-provoking and interesting replies! I omitted the commonplace ones from this article, such as expensive pets and galleries. Instead, I wrote about the more interesting and unique goals that the players have!

by indulgences

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Aurora's Assessment: Part Three
It was a typical day in the laboratory. I had started out my morning cleaning glassware, and had plans to meet Ysila for lunch. After about a week working at the lab, and living in the dormitories set aside for the experimental subjects, I had bumped into her the first day I had gotten up enough courage to venture outside again. She remembered me easily, due to my very distinct, mutated physical features.

by bittersweet52

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The Gallant Return of Kathryn and Tobin: Part Two
Finally the morning of the trip arrived. Tobin and I ran home from school as fast as we could, I because I was excited, my brother because he wanted to check for the eight millionth time that he had everything he needed packed. When we burst through the door, we found David and Gina standing in the kitchen with Mom.

by fields_of_gold



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