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At The Coffee Shop

Whoops.

by wokitana
Titanic Giant Squids...

Not the suction cuppy!

Written by Robotting

by fhujmasterofhedgehog

Blossoms~ Retry Part 4

Priorities.

by twillieblossom
Is The SUAP Really That Super?

Ha ha, not today!

by mustikeuh121
A Rainbow Pool Alternative

... That kind of works?

Idea by riggsy_reborn

by lizzbear_

Edible Escapades: Part One

At least he doesn't want to eat at Kelp.

Also by priscent.

by msjanny

The Sibling Experience

Disclaimer: No siblings were unloved in the making of this comic.

by amarettoball
Royal Pain

There's a wig in my cupcake!

by winner19955
A Visit To The Shrine

Neopia doesn't always make sense

by _clement_
The Problems of Avatars

Was it really worth it?

Art by alexise1998

by chromeninja

Freak-out - Kelp

Really? At Kelp?

by ichigostars
Restocking Problems - Got Haggle Edition

Ah, nevermind!

Also by xmooink

by bittersweet52

Random Oddness

You can see why some pets don't like introductions.

by mistyqee
A Sponge-taneous Decision

Maybe not the best outcome but at least he's cleaner now?

Also by marcthegr8est1

by khanhm666

Keep Calm and Kyrii on: Orange Isn't the New Black

... Orange you glad?

by ahnyo
Aisha Avalanche

Petpets can be SO silly sometimes...

by abbyet
Pakiko!

What... Bad timing?

Also by leites

by megamak

Jelly Chomby and Why Commas are Important

There's a difference, folks!

Also by mike11695

by new_perspective

Ssselfie!

... Cool. Thanks.

by misshamsterlover
The Goofers

Guaranteed to scare...for real this time!

by lintsuf
 
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10 Must Have Usukis!



It's that time of year again- where everyone crowds into the Neopian Bazaar for the Usuki collectors favourite day of the year: Usukicon! Everyone is waiting to gain access into Usukiland to catch a glimpse of the newest Usuki dolls on the shelf. It is a Usuki collector's dream, except many of the Usuki's are so rare and expensive that only the top collectors own them. Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.



Other Stories


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Half-Life
First, something in my head went dark, like the wires to the festival lights were lopped off at all ends. Propulsion seized, the fireworks tipped over halfway into the sky. Then there was that lingering moment, a silence of about five seconds or so, as the lights in my thoughts fizzled out into stars, and I was left with these dim, glassy husks of those thoughts, wondering what had changed.

by dimartedi

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Chance Encounter
The week before sign-ups of the Altador Cup, my little sister started bugging me once again. She wanted to go to Altador during the cup to meet the players. She really wanted to talk to everyone that she could. That included her favorite, Tandrak Shaye. I heard that name enough to remember it.

by minaturepincher

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Seven Dastardly Scrolls
There are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…

by xiaolin10413

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Escape to Kreludor Guide
Escape to Kreludor is the name of one of the many games available in the Games Room. You may not remember immediately if you ever played it or what kind of game it was – it's not as popular as Meerca Chase or Faerie Bubbles. I am here today to introduce you to this simple yet entertaining puzzle game.

by blue_star_51

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A Stranger Tale of Goldrun: Part One
The Halloween Bori sprinkled a few herbs into the camp fire that made it flare and change colour to an acid green that illuminated the bright face paints smeared across the creature's skull. The Bori stood up, grasping a gnarled staff in his hands, and began to chant as he slowly danced around the fire. Local Petpets stopped in their nocturnal business to watch and listen, and above them even the desert stars seemed to be waiting, as if the Bori's actions were important.

by herdygerdy

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Two
It wasn’t long after we had rescued the Acara girl from Bloodhook’s ship that the Black Pawkeet pulled into the village’s tiny port. It was no wonder Bloodhook had attacked from a distance; there was hardly room for even a small ship like ours alongside what must’ve been the village’s trade ship.

Also by medit92

by teamchao466




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