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Headlines "Salt Water and Soy Biscuits" by cc_coffman98 Colors are so bright on the surface. Too bright, like a stick of artificially flavored high-fructose-corn-slobber hard candy, shades of eye-searing yellow and lime. Underwater, every hue is pleasantly saturated and dimmed, suitable for your large eyes with their permanently-dilated seadweller pupils. And that's just one of the things you can think of that makes the surface...
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Summer... Fun? I was practicing the piano, as I normally did at that time in the afternoon. I was interrupted by my mother, who leapt into the music room, slipped on the carpet, and fell...
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5 Ways To Use Your Fountain Faerie Quest She lazes around her Fountain all day, waiting for a kind Neopian to come by. When they do, she asks them to find her the item she has lost. Delight spreads across the lucky Neopian's face as they race off for the item.
by river_valley37 |
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Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the pail)* Just when I thought my days of being my daft owner's freakish test subject were over, carrotopian has given in to her creepy fascination for any edible and drinkable Neopian items that can cause some unexpected changes to yours truly.
by carrotopian |
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Hoard: Part Two The air at the top of the mountain was thinner than the rest of the world, which always sent me into a coughing fit when I got higher up...
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