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Comics

	Eat Candy? Candy on the floor? Eat? by evecat05
	Sassi Comics: Halloween Party knock, knock by seiya_from_ashes
	Happy Halloween!!! How much candy will you get? Idea by alternative by cevierakasky
	Lame Pun Presents: Treat-R-Treating Now, For The Candy by blackaavar
	Ventures #22 Operation T.R.E.K. Part 9. Strangely, that choice of words does NOT make the food any more appetizing. by neo_coaster363
	Like Clockwork - Part Three ...That didn't really work. by keshia_songwings
	Mynch Adventures: Halloween Of course the Usuki Doll is real! -wink wink- by toffeedatepudding
	It's Halloween!!! But you're a Ghost... by ilovejonulrich
	Trick-or-Treating at the Tax Beast's House Maybe we should skip his house this year... by megan713
	The Trail to Woe #2 Why do you wear that metal thing on your face? by _couch_puncher_
	P&P: Trick-or-Treat Happy Halloween!! Also by johnny_depps_girl101 by mumumuchan
	Furs Place I can't think of a better way to spend Halloween. by pichu_pikachu_raichu
	Help is on the Way! It's Halloween... Story by ruben160 by sk390
	Literally Crossover ~ Halloween Edition Don't feed them after midnight! by pirate_cove
	Just Don't Ask - Halloween Crossover ...What do humanitarians eat? by raynbow_light
	Use Your Imagination A ghost comes out of the ground and stares evilly at you... by shadowstrand
	Fuzzeh Logic: Halloween He doesn't quite get the concept of Halloween... by jackjack1234
	Saly's Club: Frozen Tricks Halloween must go on - even if it's buried beneath the snow! by djudju22_8
	The Benefits of Being a Pumpkin JubJub on Halloween Just think of the possibilities! by qelato
	Halloween Pinatas Villains like candy too! by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Hallowe'en is All About the Costume! Nice costume! by epicgiggle
	Alien Aisha Ears: Trick-or-Treat Getting the hang of it by seahorsepond
	Welcome To My Life Halloween by jambammer
	How Nifty Happy Halloween! by kirimiso
	Blechy Haunted? by sheik_93
	The Goofers - Halloween Special It's Halloween! by lintsuf
	Cukkerka's Second Halloween Are you done dressing up? by pilicaracer
	B + B = Catastrophe Snrrk! Also by brittanyftw by beekles
	A Spooky Halloween, part 4 A startling revelation! by ghostkomorichu
	Happy Pirate Halloween! The Forgotten Shore can save your Halloween party! Story by martia_elior by amarillida
	Surreal Dreams - Halloween! Happy Halloween! Idea by celtic_fiddler by spirit_of_stallion
	A Treat on Halloween... Delicious? Also by _sahne_ by nastja_xx
	Out of Line: Cheesy Halloween Strip A ghost? by narutoluvr935
	Edible Nonsense In other words, the world's laziest costume. by tic2tac
	Ghouls, Ghosts, and... Giggles? Beware of tricksters this Halloween! Concept by annrawr by umbreon133

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"The Mansion" by blue_thunder94
It's a dark, rainy evening. Water is coming down in buckets from the gray sky. Occasionally, a flash of lightning illuminates your path, but for the most part, you stumble along blindly. Your clothes, warm and dry just minutes ago, are slick and stick to your skin like an icy shell. Beneath you, the path has grown muddy, slippery, and dangerous. For a moment, you consider turning back and high-tailing it back home to where it is safe and warm, but you are past the half-way...

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Investigating: Malkus Vile
First of all, we looked into Malkus Vile's species. According to the card, he is a green Skeith, wearing a fedora. My detective team looked into all possible conclusions.

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The Golden Elephante: Part Two
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