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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail. by sarahleeadvent
	Rotten Personality!! I'd like to see you try it :P by blue_lion_from_space
	Spooky Lookit all this cool stuff! by ghostkomorichu
	Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders? "Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?" Um... er, you GAVE it to me? by jessagirl1
	Deja Vu How does she know? by eilatan175
	Neotales Behold the ultimate! by agent_t
	No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble pop Art by kamikatze24 by hello5346
	Almost Insane Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think. by vehement
	Hali the Hissi And that's why you don't eat the Kads. by undefinded
	Soup Faerie's Bad Day I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-) by nekoyo
	Baby Album Wait! I hear voices... by pyrodragoness
	Funny Farm Payback pt 1 by saiyukiluva
	Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia Why call it a Uniocto? by _roddy
	Keep Healthy! That poor Chia. by colormaster360
	Trenner Sayz At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time... by battybuddy
	Slorg and a Half No, CAKE!! by warrior20012
	Don't Blame ME Bored... by choclated
	Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not? It WAS a nice day in Neopia... by mcgirlcat
	Random Something What about King Hagan? by silvermare200
	Evil Feepit #12 Halloween is over... by fmoura_98
	Totally Random: A Day of Shopping What happens when veggie chias go shopping? by _kristina_anne_
	"Tail" of Woe - It's punny! What an unfortunate little usul, eh? by sailormoonpp
	Floofeh Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time. by jupeboxgal
	Darkest Corner This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector. Idea by mzkimmi by dark_elfa
	The Wishing Well There's a new guardian... by evangelinejones
	Neopian Dayz Get lost! by graciegreen
	Ioshva's BC blues Trophies don't go on your head! by jlnmellon_112
	Let Me Finish My Sentence Didn't you hear? by texastiki
	That's just Wrong-Mortog madness Edna's part time job! by happychick111
	Demented Random Events It's been almost a year! Art by fetedieu by alexsmum
	Useless Random Events Who says they're useless? by ooorianeoo
	The Importance of Education Learn your maths... by hardlyevolved
	Ging Gang Goolie rumble rumble by fmc896

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"Sea Legs" by avibero
Too late, he heard the voices and footsteps from around him. The young Aisha looked around frantically for a hiding spot. The footsteps stopped. Slowly, Hoban turned around. Facing him, was a tall, sinister looking Wocky with a long, disfiguring scar running through his face...

Other Stories

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Lucky Cake
Tammy quickly looked up for some explanation of why a falling cake had just interrupted her relaxing morning. Then the cake erupted...

by nut862

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Gallery of Evil: the Spider Grundo
The mutated Grundos surrounded the young schoolchildren, their muscular arms crossed over their gigantic green chests. They all wore furious expressions, not twitching a brow even once...

by costa_rican_girl

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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks. This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."

by itchyfan220

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Stances In Battling and Training Defence
When you battle in the dome you need to choose an ability to use for every move.

Also by dogfriend2

by featheralley

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Aubrise and the Gebmid Mystery: Part Seven
Sarina suddenly stopped and held the torch up so Aubrise could see what lay ahead. A few feet further along the floor dropped away down a slope into blackness...

Art by rookina

by rookina

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Five
"Dark Faeries? Dude, I never thought of that. Dark Faeries are a pain even outside this place but here, where every single Faerie is feared, including even 'em prissy little Air ones..."

by ssjelitegirl

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