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Issue: 256 | 8th day of Gathering, Y8

Comics

	Go Figure - Slorg Attack!! Run Spacey, RUN! by super_evee
	Dream On What do slorgs dream about? Art by tristess by autoc007
	No Game Here: Turmac Jam Tasty. Art by m3rcuri by hello5346
	The Ring of the Lost Yesterday, at the Battledome... Idea by cwog by kamikatze24
	Normalcy Nevermore: Playing With Fire Matches: Hours and hours of flammable fun! No refunds allowed, some intelligence required. by sarahleeadvent
	Kats Daze: Ideas Ever wonder where... by hanna_dc
	Tickled White Oh, the choices. by neoquestie
	Just Another Comic Oh puh-lease! by jamz76
	Unbelievable! Get a grip. by maiinoki
	Shouri and Friends The difference in their intelligence is great... by starrysky_136
	Hyper Drive Ever wonder where discarded items go? by jacfreec
	The Neo397s You should plan something. by isaiahdjkim
	Kiwi Sorbet Woes of a Gold Pet by pudidis
	Ohhh! So that's where they're from! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Flaming Zafara Jumping pets and no gravity? Hmmmm.... by tektikin
	Notions and Nonsense - The Best Things I'd hate to ask about the second best! Art by jerk_head by patjade
	Deja Vu C'mon... express your anger. by eilatan175
	Don't Blame ME Wanna be my Neofriend? by choclated
	Fluff And Stuff Make sure you have no loose threads before meeting a Wocky. by monkeysrcomintogetu
	Unconventional Neopia Welcome to Neopia Central! by shelleyruff
	Finny's Corner Those Commentator Action Figures know a lot of nifty details. by divisible_by_zero
	Mr B and Mee A Baby Beginning by bobblemaster
	Little Orby In the hills of Altador... by tashni
	Haumpuafu The Lava Ghoul flies down and... oh... by puppyluverz
	Wishing Well Please grant my wish. by sky_wonder
	Skydiving... Pirate Style The dangers of a flying ship... by d7r7e7a7m7s
	Z0MG! Misunderstood For breakfast we will be having you. Enjoy. by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Grackle VS Tchea The problem with Split pets by freewilly33
	Luxury Poorness Embrace your penniless self! by sleepysweeper
	Liff & Canf Fire pets... glowing pets... by emmacatty
	Why You Should Never Give a Dung Petpet a Bath You need a bath! by marshmallow_ghost
	Only in Neopia... You must be at least four inches tall, have blue fur, and sharp teeth to view this comic. Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	Full View Don't worry about it. by scar19
	Weewoo Madness I wonder how the Kadoaties choose their foods... Concept by xfzunx by neokid11115
	One Fish, Two Fish Heeey YOU!! by fish_puddle
	Random-ishness!!! AHAHAHA METEOR!! AHAHHA!! C: by evil_fire_neo_girl
	Getting Chef Bonju How to get that avvie. by luaugirl211
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "FANS" Drawn by spotthechelsey by immortalmina
	Werelupe's Howl Werelupes need sleep too. Also by firegirldesigns by amit_oryan
	At the Kadoatery The effects of coffee... by rose_of_eternity_69

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"A Light in the Darkness" by dubble_trubble
"Here we are! You're going to love it here! I'll let you do anything you want. I promise." Blair rambled on and on, oblivious to the Eyrie's surly and cynical mood as he stalked by her side. "Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."

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Life as a Darter for the M.M.G.
I rolled over to the other side of my bunk and sighed deeply. It was a hot, miserable day in Meridell...

by princesslucille1

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Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy
"All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what her name is. Go back to sleep."

by parmadur

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Usukis and Why We Love Them
They're dolls, based on the shape of a pet, who dress up in different costumes and are perfect things to collect. There are new and old, common and rare, but they're all very stylish. The thing is, how come everyone loves them? HOW COME EVERYONE WANTS THEM?

by alice_dominique

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Where ARE They Now?
The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why.

by stopthespamming

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Needed Adventure: Part Three
Enzo ambled down the faintly lit streets of Neopia Central, alternating between smiling excitedly and frowning at the whoot who was trying desperately to keep up with him...

by tdyans

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The Kougra Klan: Part Six
The place was like a labyrinth of corridors, each one as dark, dingy and depressing as the next. Sometimes another Kougra Klan member would pass them, sneering at Riyita...

by ikea_sale

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