Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Bananas' Chibi Army I guess buying food is out of the question... Art by crow213 by rainbow_crystal_ice
	Pterifruit Pterattack or Hasee Bounce? by kissa_kazh
	Avatar Crazy A Neopoint saved is an Avatar earned... by hopsy69
	Two are Better than One Working through our problems together... by krychek2001
	Random Insanity I guess Fuzzles are so evil that they lack depth perception. by moonlight_glider
	The Office Meepits Because those judges must be at least slightly evil. by alien_1155
	One Panel Or Less! I see you've been fishing... by griffin93
	non:sense:sanity The Lenny... by verallien
	What Lies Beneath How do the yooyus get shot out of the hole? by autoc007
	Woof? Spayd and Nori in "Cracked." by tigaroni
	Picture Perfect PLEASE! Never fight with a stick man!The HORROR! by siggy_maker
	Just One of Those Days Mystery solved. by darkduskk
	Flapdoodle Beware the power of cute... by obviousfakename
	Altador Cup Discussion The Happiness Faerie knows that tea cures even Sloth of grumpiness. by wsprite
	The Weekly Spontanian Seriously, that easter Cybunny has some problems... by halo_n_friends
	A Room With an Aisha: The Altador Cup Ever notice how the ball never actually affects the player? by robbydude5
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Altador Madness Lesson learned. Also by macleod22789 by elpheba
	Dangerously Insane A creative take on making money... by leah_51293
	Head in the Clouds Oh, I am SO thrilled to have a new sister! by candykitty
	HTF First Blood Stand back! by aurora_falcon
	Fur Flies in Terror Mountain Practice Something's not quite right! by rookina
	Something Special Every night... you're coming here to steal something. by ximerika
	The Chromus Crew The doctors in Neopia just aren't as good as they used to be... by chromus
	Neo Mania! So, you're gonna climb Mt. Techo? by unis_lover200
	T.O.T.A.L.Y C.R.A.Z.Y. : Altador Cup Size does count in the Altador Cup. by 0x_freaky_x0
	Summer is here! I like winter. by sunny_pet
	Toast with Junior I... like... toast... by sweeteepiiiie
	Usually Abnormal #2 Unreal Usul by tristess
	Expect the Obvious. Poor Kikos... by nopp88
	Bad Carma What's a tutu? by armadi
	The Discouraged Artist This is the tale of the struggles I ahem my friend encountered while trying to draw Mipsy. by kristian18f
	Warf Rescue of a Different Sort... I just hope they appreciate it! by jestercat13
	NeoComp Food that talks back... by chibikatza
	Land of Pacman All is shrouded in mystery... by pacmanite

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"Wish for Authority" by kindheartedfairy
"RoyGBiv! You have to do the dishes when everyone's finished!" RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did. It seemed to the two that Emiliya had the same chores, but was let off easy because they took less time...

Other Stories

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The Revenge of Albert the Kacheek
So you're here expecting some heroic story about how I, Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...

by kacheekdude162

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Cannoneer and the Altador Cup
"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian

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Medieval Mayhem: Darigan Citadel vs. Meridell Team
It may come as a small surprise that this year's Yooyuball match-up between the Darigan Citadel and Meridell's team turned out to be an experience of epic proportions!

by hoellenthon

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Flooding the Maraquan Myth
Ever since the glimmering, shimmering world of New Maraqua was introduced, Neopets have shared one common, steadfast, and seemingly logical misconception about the pristine lands...

by ampolin1

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Because of a Jawshell: Part Two
She pondered and looked in every direction, pushing away fronds of kelp and feeling the sand between her fingers...

by anna_invincible

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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part Eight
Their side of the battlefield was dotted with dark blue tents as far as the eye could see. Many different Neopets and Petpets scurried from tent to tent, shouting orders at their subordinates as they ran...

by violajunky

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