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Issue: 228 | 17th day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Neopups Xweetok hates this kind of chase. by wicked_dragonite
	Sibling Rivalry A scary face a day will keep the bad guys away! by evilpuppyangel
	Always Complaining Fire!!! by sabertigerblade
	Utterly Random You have won the fight! by arornedhel
	The Disappearance of the Jin Jah Table ................ yeah, well, about that table. o_O by sissy_sugar_queen
	Cloning for Dummes 101 Even Sloth has to find new ways to make clones these days. by 0riginal_sin
	Splodge - Snow Snake If only it were that easy.... by scribble
	NeoComp Gravity is not on the side of good... by chibikatza
	Neo Mania! Slippers How much are those? by unis_lover200
	tMoStA #1 - I Have the Feeling We're Being Watched Don't say that! by bobo36000
	The Lottery Can you get me a Lottery Ticket? by frayedknot
	The Crabby Owner Well, look who's all grumpy today!! by blackdragon8866
	Why He Does It What's he gonna do with that? by kalaiaspirit
	Head in the Clouds Ohhh, so THAT'S why... by candykitty
	Razzle Dazzle Let's try on your costume... by khestrel
	Aisha Groove Kadoaties really are afraid of the dark... by discokitten
	Hero Rivals Look at me! by subzeroace
	Slorg Trails Attack of the Slorg is a cruel game, and must be stopped! by d_stibs
	Fear My Randomosity~ ...Is that really fair? by riimaru
	Days of our Neolives Because sometimes shampoo isn't enough. by rumplesocks
	All in a Neopian Day Great cookies! Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Tyrannian Tusks They're more than just stylish! by lilgreymouse
	Sheep of Doom "what to do with a gnorbu" by oddhatter
	Chocolate a la Chia I should have known... Also by fillin by richnangela005
	Zeh Cute One: My Aviroli! Blah blah blah... by glowing_banana
	Why Sloth "Loves" Usukis The answers shall be REVEALED... crazy eyes by spongebobfan484
	OutOfWhack Poor Chias always have it bad. :( by bluepen
	Triple Negative Um... by sillygirl_543
	Untitled! I don't think that's what he meant.... by homage2fromage
	Rojero Rojero wants a job, and a job he will get!! by heart_toes
	Unique: the Sincerest Form of Flattery Ever feel like someone was mocking you? They probably were... by lexiobah
	Evil Feepit Someone has been playing Meepit vs. Feepit a little too hard... by fmoura_98
	Floofeh She used to be an Ixi, btw. c: by jupeboxgal
	Smycks' Tales Lab Ray consequences... by helmfinland
	The Neo397s Too... much... info... by isaiahdjkim
	Disturbeded Oh, he loves this, doesn't he? by disturbeded_banana

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"Jinx!" I yelled. It was not a very loud yell, as my mouth was still full of snow. The sound of four small, quick feet in the snow told me that my pet was running toward me. I had managed to sit up by the time she arrived, but I was soon flat on my back in the snow again as she crashed right into me like a furry little projectile...

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