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Chasing Your Way To A Chariot Chase Trophy

Chase your dreams and earn a Chariot Chase trophy!

by quiggles_r_kewl_1
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Monotony

So the first thing we have know is that the cost of the Wheel is 150 NP a spin, 50 NP more expensive than Mediocrity.

by hydro_thunder001
Do You Have A System For Playing On Neopets?

I asked the Help Neoboard if they have any personal systems that help them to enjoy this marvelous site. I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences
Obelisk Boons: A Guide

Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian.

by jellyftw
Dear Chili

I have decided to create an advice column.

by fairygold
Evil Kim's Handy Dandy Guide to Keeping Track of NC

Have no fear, Neopians. I am going to do my best to help you sort out all of those amazing wearables, as well as find ways to actually use them without crashing your closet!

by kimchica
The Great Qasalan Caper Guide

It can be a real challenge to get a high score in this difficult game, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck you could have a new trophy in no time!

by dragonsfriend1021
Let It Slide: A Beginner's Guide

Let It Slide may sound confusing at first, but it's actually a pretty good platform-based game. I'll be showing you the basics of getting a good score.

by super_wario9
 
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Obelisk Boons: A Guide



Another week, another skirmish at the Battleground of the Obelisk. By now, you know the drill – choose your side, fight your battles, and hope that, come Monday morning, your faction is victorious. If you're lucky enough to have fought for the winning side, you'll be presented with a slew of boons on the obelisk homepage. Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what...



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The Discarded Enigma
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The Origins of Friendship
It wasn't always easy being friends with Favar. The Kougra was hyperactive and unpredictable at the best of times...

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Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Eight
"Ha!" the Buzz boomed. "Foolish little creature - I am Tyragh! I have destroyed entire armies before today! You are nothing!"

by herdygerdy

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Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part Two
"No, see, that's the thing. I don't want that one. I want the one with the captain of the pirates. You know? The scary Lupe? Remember when he was messing around with Maraqua?"

"...Are you sure you don't mean the one with the attacking pirates? That stamp is quite popular."

by emblo93


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Dinner with the Scarlets: Scheming Chadley
Lurking is just yet another one of Chadley’s talents.

by june_scarlet

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Catty~ Why to NOT Have a Fluffy Pet!
Oh boy, it's bright purple, too.

by kittenstealth



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