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How To Make A Personal 50k A Day Game Guide

Depending on how easy games are for you AND the current ratios for each individual game, your 50k a day guide could provide you with games that take you 30 minutes or less to complete...

by sylanne
Creative Ways To Use Your FFQs!

Needing help and some good advice, I wandered over to the Help Neoboard and asked them for their unconventional opinions as to what I should do with this precious FFQ.

by indulgences
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Mediocrity

This Wheel isn't exciting. But like every other Wheel, this has prizes.

by hydro_thunder001
The Journey to Find the Origin of Relic Pets

Where did Relic pets come from?

by jahangir201
Guide to Becoming A Better Neopian Citizen

I'm here with a guide to turn your frown upside down!

by kaitlinhoneybee
Pound Chat Terminology

Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all.

by alexakame
Conversing With Armin the Small

Have you ever wondered how Neopia's most renowned Bori feels about his partnership?

by dustinismine
Choosing Your Shop's Location

Choose the perfect location for your newly opened -- or not-so-newly opened -- Neopian shop.

by moldier
 
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"The Old Switcheroo" by liouchan
Of course, there were rumours, as there always were. The legend of a secret shape-shifting item or of an artefact of great power, spread around by dubious researchers who had run out of funds. However, those rumours only held any meaning for people who had the right contacts and experience to actually confirm them, like Kanrik...




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Of Reality, Of Repugnancy
For what was perhaps the longest moment of her life, the child could not speak, could not do anything but simply stare at her surroundings, mouth agape.

by ladylifeless

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The Ghost Aisha
During dark, stormy nights there's only one place in Neovia where one can find some warmth, company and a glass of cider: the Twilight Tavern.

by martia_elior

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A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Six
"Silence!" Dezeronto shouted, his one-eyed gaze demanding order from the group of misfits. "It's no fault of the boy's. Any one of us would have done the same. We're pirates."

by kandeegrrl

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A Tale of Two Bori: Part Twelve
Trealiy stayed up all night in the courtyard with Lunara and Terrana, telling them his story. Every few sentences, Lunara would turn to her sister and translate the words into their Shenkuu dialect...

by jjquil

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Feeding Your Pets
Always remember to use good judgement and be sensitive about what you feed your pets.

by midnight_star411

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Closet Space?
I can't find my shoes!

by pinkgnome722



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