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What To Do If Your Pet Is An Evil Villain

Bwahahahaha!

by seahorsepond
A Message to All Darigan Pets

Attention all darigan pets: Lord Kass has decided to grace you with a special message...

by yippo_yippee
The Complete Lab Ray Guide

Here, my friends (and... enemies...) you will hear a guide, which is likely overly-elaborated, on the lab ray...

by kinscin
Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part I

Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 1 of 3

by arah_n
Why Write For The Neopian Times?

Is it really worth all that huge amount of effort?

by absdafabs
Mind Boggling!

A list of Neopia's top ten brain-teasers, each in a different location!

by yampuff
Gravy Train

I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods...

by mamasimios
10 Reasons Why Baby Pets Rock

These are ten reasons to convince your pet that being painted or zapped baby is not bad.

by marbookworm22
T.R.O.T.R.O.D.S. - The Guide

You must defend Kreludor (and various other places) from the notorious Dr. Frank Sloth...

by surath
Eye Liner Or Hair Dye? Life As A Neopian Goth

It seems that you haven't found your calling in life. It seems that the sun is simply too potent for your inner child of darkness.

by iamskot
How to Look Smart

While chatting on the boards, do you feel people do not realize just how intelligent you are?

by xoxheartlessxox
 
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"A Short Tale" by jayandcourtneyk
"Aw c'mon, guys, will you please please please let me play volleyball with you?" Raven extended his scrawny arms to try and hit the volleyball when it was intercepted by his sister. He was a Mutant Korbat, and somehow irregularly shorter than the average Korbat height. At the moment, four of his family members were playing two-on-two volleyball outdoors...




Other Stories


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Flying
I gazed sorrowfully at the sky, watching my siblings fly above with graceful ease while I was stuck on the ground...

by huhnchen_gott

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A Short Tale
"Why can't I play? Maybe I am a bit vertically challenged, but that doesn't make me a bad player!"

by jayandcourtneyk

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Roomies 3: Part Seven
"That's it, Jhudora!" Mrs. Pierce screamed, her eyes wild with madness. "You'll regret those words!"

by vanessa1357924680

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part Five
"If Damien isn't proven innocent, will you quit the detective business?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Usultastic
It is soo hard to accessorize!

by zellala

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Entertainment Value
Kind of stating the obvious on that one...

by chicken_timer



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