Witty Woes

by shadow_sabre_

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The Retired Items Nursing Home
What happens to items once they are retired? Jazzercise, of course!!

by fries682

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Deciphering the Dome: Urban Legends and Ugly Rumors
In the best interest of all of those marginally crazed Battledomers out there, here's a list of the top Battledome myths and legends that refuse to go away.

by stoicjohn

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Jumpin' Gem Heist Game Guide
In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat.

by you_are_my_happiness

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The Puzzling Voyage to Geraptiku: Part Four
"Arrrggghhh!!!" screamed Captain Sam as she looked around at the empty treasure room the group had fallen asleep in. Every gold doubloon, every jewel-encrusted weapon or shield was gone.

by stingjc

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