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Hunting for Dariberries and Meriberries

In Meridell, it seemed every little thing was an excuse to eat and party.

by grundos_of_oa
Kanrik and the Secret Library

Kanrik pushed hard on the door once, twice... CRACK! The hinges came apart and vines holding the door closed finally snapped. Collab with notooryous

by cibola
How To Give Faerie Quests

Baelia wanted to be useful, but couldn't stand the thought of crafting... she might as well get her quest certification.

by cookybananas324
Stuck: A Pound Story

All it takes is one person to see you...

by shaman_i_am
Girls' Night Out

A soft drizzle of snow fell, settling along with the evening over Happy Valley. The rink came alive with various skaters, the roads were full of chatty and busy shoppers, and various cafés and taverns opened their doors for locals and tourists alike.

by precious_katuch14
 
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A Returning Player's Guide to Keeping Busy



With the recent Gong cha collaboration, we’ve seen a new influx of players emailing TNT to resurrect their old accounts and donning their delightfully cringey Y2K usernames with pride. To those of you, I extend a hearty “Welcome back!” I hope you find Neopets even more engaging and magical than you did your first time playing. After you’ve been back for a few weeks and have gone through the typical newbie stages: complete the Quest Log tutorial, refamiliarize yourself with the site, clutch your imaginary pearls at all the painted pets available in the pound, caught yourself saying some variation of “In my day, you were a big deal if you owned a Draik,” you may ultimately arrive at the age-old question: now what? All that done, you now find yourself logging in, completing your daily checklist, aimlessly perusing the Neoboards for a few minutes, before you inevitably log out for the day. You’re unsure of where to focus your energy and efforts. You’re seeking a niche activity or community where you can further immerse yourself into the Neopets gameplay, but you’re stuck in decision paralysis because, let’s face it, while Neopets boasts an impressive trove of twenty-eight years’ worth of content, twenty-eight years’ worth of content can be overwhelming. Rest assured we’ve all been there, and I’m here to provide an easily digestible, high-level overview of options to help you fully immerse into the vast world that is Neopets. Here are ideas on activities to complete, goals to strive for, and communities to join.



Other Stories


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A Returning Player's Guide to Keeping Busy
A handy guide for new and returning players!

by hfallyn

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What's Your Neodiac Sign?
Gladia Switch is the Cozy Witch Collab with royalpain33

by gamin_de_la_landes2

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Finding My Wings
Jordan was a fire faerie who always felt that she was different. She never really could explain it; she just felt something was off about her.

by surging

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Fabric & Thread: Tale of a Plushie Lupe
It wasn't until several months of training later that Agatha saw her first glimpse of the famed Altador Heroes of lore.

by drziggs

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Baby's First Negg Hunt
Pant Devil took his son on his first Negg Hunt... at the Neggery. Chia (my pet, Dimppling) got an infinite bag full

by zebradung

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The Happiest Quiggle
I guess the cure is still better?

by nut862



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