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	The Return of Destiny "Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets by venused
	Lost Origins This is the story of Haileyyyyyy the Island Uni and Iron_Flipper the Island Bruce by fuzzballjesse
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Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years

The first April fools prank happened in Y3 when users woke up to find that many of their pets had a new look! While they were passed off as ‘improvements', most of the new designs more closely resembled a Dr. Sloth experiment. Needless to say, users were relieved when their pets returned to normal the next day.

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Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal
“Ladies and gentlemen, and all others, of the board! I have arrived at last! Hold your applause!”

by homsar_eggplant

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Clash of Holidays: An Account of Magic VS Thievery
"Something has happened! It appears that there was a glitch in the switch to Beta and all of the Neopian holidays have been released. Keep a watchful eye for anything unordinary, and make sure to report all suspicious activity to TNT."

by sleepiestkitty

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Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!
"A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day!"

by pikachu315111

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Valenristmaween
What is Valenristmaween, you may ask? A wonderful question!

by parody_ham

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Gilly - Fun in the Woods
It's very relaxing… just so long as you ignore the glowing eyes watching you.

by katiekazoo

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April Fools' Word Search
A silly word search for you!

by i_lovee_icecream

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