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Issue: 650 | 20th day of Relaxing, Y16

Comics

	Mauwee and The Mysterious Egg Part 9 Out came the Egg... by reantimate
	Paint Brush Problems: 650th Special (5/9) You'd get hungry, too, if you had to deliver all those newspapers. Written by usasoccr by msjanny
	Meeting Mipsy I wonder if there's any place to get potions... by moon_flash
	A Weewoo's Wish! Want 2 Fly Written by sasaki_kyomi by saintpotter
	Mysterious Treasure Part 4 Let's open the Treasure Chest! Drawing by tehcannoned by a13xl
	Ember's Invitation Hm. Wonder why I got invited? Idea by christinehmackay by tsuki_the_noodle
	Ignorance is Bliss Neo Economics: I'm supplying this comic and demanding you to read it. by l_like_animals
	Counting Problems 648... by trubiekatie
	Aisha Soup: New Recipe, Same Great Flavor! Now with more Aisha! by the_shii
	The Happy Captain What's the source of Captain Scarblade's laughter? by fanlia
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Sketch Weewoo Sketch Weewoos and sketches of Weewoos are the same thing, right? by june_scarlet
	The Woes of a Wuzzle Pt. 5 Pleeeease? Also by vesus10 by gypsychic420
	Neovian Printing Press Issues Extra! Extra! by dotterel
	A Fashionable Entrance And now... Art by dante by j_harkness
	Chiavore: 650th Issue Special We're making gifts! Idea by abductee by frozenicicles
	Rina Comics - Volume 2 It's time to sleep! Idea by neoskulltula by benrina
	Just Sit New and Improved!! by katopia12
	The Overly Ambitious Kacheek 650th 650th issue misadventure of one very ambitious chocolate Kacheek! by meghaanlee
	Wee-celebrate Wee-woo... Idea by oo_luckey_duckey_oo by shehadaname1
	Cheesy Puns The daughter of King Kelpbeard announces that these puns are good enough for the Neopian Time's 650th Issue! by rainfable
	How to Get Into the 650th Issue of the NT Great idea. by harper_1618
	NeoExpress Probably the most annoying game in Neopia. by chinthe
	Pirate Envy No matter how hard you try, somebody will always one up you. Idea by ryac by hazardragon
	Book of Days: Quiet "I, for one, will be relieved once the explorer's snoring is no longer around to keep me from sleeping at night." by keshia_songwings
	The Goofers - Cousin's visit, part 6 Who's the boss? by lintsuf
	All New by the All Loose All new Wishing Well Also by desirethin by laura_solitudine
	Issues with the 650 There's a reason why pirates never get into a special Neopian Times issue. by lockord
	Unpredictable Roommates I'm your roommate. by mintacia
	Jazan's Nightmare King Jazan is having a peaceful dream, until Razul shows up... by taynacious
	Spooky That's some dedication. by ghostkomorichu
	Random Oddness Remember, kids! Stereotypes are bad. by mistyqee
	Pizza Time! Yay! by chicken_gurl
	Haunties Stop scoring against my team! by winner19955
	AC is About Teamwork Slushies by junis19

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"Rejection Letters" by cosmicfire918
It is with utmost and sincerest apology that I, King Jazan of Qasala, write to you to beg forgiveness for my utterly untoward acts in the last half of Year 7. I fully admit to my uncouth forwardness in gaining audience with you through unscrupulous means and burdening you with my unpleasant conversation and brusque...

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A Failing Grade
Professor Liza Palida in particular subjected many students to low Cs, Ds, and at one point the dreaded F. Renowned for scathing marginalia and a history devoid of curved grades, the faerie Buzz managed to draw the ire of hundreds of students...

by nativsis

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650 Hills
"Isn't it great? Neither of us had no idea our usual path back home would be blocked, and now we have to pass through the Hills of Trest! All six hundred and fifty of them!"

by precious_katuch14

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How to Achieve an 18-0 Victory in Yooyuball
Today I challenge every player who reads this to go for the very difficult and elusive "perfect game" of yooyuball.

by drazu

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Missing Milestones
There have been some notable absences from some famous Neopians, so I caught up with them to find out why they had yet to to be published in one of these issues.

by usukii

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The Golden Quill: Part Seven
Fyora nodded in the direction of the faerie Grarrl.

"We come needing urgently to speak with the queen."

by ewagon

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Concerning Smugglers: Part Four
The Lost Sail was pitching and rolling. The waves, which had looked so harmless only ten days ago, were now peaking higher than the mast of the ship.

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