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Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Welcome To My Life Where're we from? by jambammer
	My Grarrl Bob! Wake up, little Bob! by larenchan
	Tales of Interest The subjects of the great Tilber thought it best that she seek her fortune elsewhere. Also by casval by cati65
	The Perils of Being Eatable "Even I'm eatable!" Idea by swedish by voodoodollee
	The Unluckiest Kacheek Oh well, let's go home. by pachirisulover
	Doodle The merriest place in all of Meridell, indeed. by flame_shadow_
	Amikarashui #3 Old Habits by bluecloud300
	Tricky Two Why some items are hard to hold... by lovedreamergilr16
	Quiggly the Harris In: Cuisine Scene The search for the Chef Bonju avatar continues. by maraqua_mini
	Neopian Times Exclusive! We hear you have a new production coming along. Care to elaborate? by danishkookys
	Petpet Therapy It's the feepits... Art by ontongil by ilovehyrule
	The Adventures of Akhmin in the Lost Desert! #1: Akhmin chooses a petpet... by akhmin
	Life with Jen Cold hands? Uh oh... by hiomoni
	Freaked #1 Wait a second! All you need for Snowbeast Snackrifice are... petpets... by fricha
	Fishing Day Master advice: Watch out for your feet when fishing. by vxcz263
	The Real Defenders of Neopia Someone is in trouble! by sir_serene
	Just Another Comic Show your support of Dr. Sloth with this handsome cap! by jamz76
	Pojo's Paint Brush Can you paint me camouflage? by pojolocohammerfoot
	Why Some Petpets Don't Have Petpetpets Four simple steps... Concept by kamikatze24 by flutterflies
	Walnuts: ZurroBall Mania Yay! Thanks to my sister's Dexter_United and Ariadne_Theia! No Tuskaninnies were hurt in the making of this. by greenmarmade
	Half Empty Gelerts aren't known for their brains... by panther_puma
	The Art of Restocking Don't give up on trying! by caioschleich
	Scribbles of the Insane: Hotdog? Arrrr! by ali10127
	Omelette Uh-Oh! Oh dear! Looks like I'll be feeding my pets Jelly from now on! by kako144555
	Earn Your Stripes Give or take a few centimeters. by yellowembers
	Colorful Musings (Or Musings While Coloring) Look at me, please. by mao_mau
	NeoQuest Shortcuts You must defeat him! by mysterious_lady8888
	Random Something Well, who WOULDN'T want an easier way to be painted snot? by silvermare200
	Down For Maintenance I hope you didn't want to actually do anything. Idea by blubberblob by linnipooh
	Unhinged It's so cute! by sharkies
	Oh the Irony... Caution: Neopet-Eating Carp Ahead! by ohgreatloopy1o_o
	Sloth and Bugsby: A Scurvy Vacation The perfect for place for a holiday... something everybody can enjoy! by rebeccamcm
	Petpet Parade Now with 80% better art! by the_forest_maiden
	Oxymoron! OMG! by super_monty_python
	DIFFERENT: I Won First Place! Invisible pets are sooo easy to draw... by louise_the_zero
	COMIKAZE II Brains of the Family Art by kai_pawz by bird_brain312

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Bumble Beaming

Oh no! The Robot Petpets have been wandering around and are now lost in the Recycling Centre! YOUR goal is to save as many of these wayward petpets as you can by maneuvering them on several beams in an effort to place them in recycling bins. As you progress further in the game, your margin of error will have to decrease because of limited resources and rusty equipment. Petpets that aren't saved will be...

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The Misadventures of a Red Hissi
"Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?"

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by kittengriffin

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Sibby and the Beach Cave
"The pirates are coming!"

by myrtale

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Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!
It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...

by jeanaet

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Hubrid's Hero Heist: Learn the Basics
If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist, this guide will give you the fundamentals you need to enjoy this game...

by dana622

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Running Faster than Destiny: Part Three
Twitch knew he should be heading home, but for a few minutes he just sat there staring up at the sky while his mind raced. What had just happened? Had the spell been for real?

by tj_wagner

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Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Four
"Mister Barlow, it is my job to ensure the safety of all of the Citadel's inhabitants. Any concerns you may have must be addressed..."

by tashni

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