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Key Quest! Finding Your Perfect Token!

This is to help assist everyone in finding their perfect Key Quest token.

by sportsandmusic69
All About Baby Pets!

So here you are, minding your own business when all of a sudden Boochi comes out of nowhere and zaps your precious Grey Uni into a Baby Uni!

by aggirl169
A Guide to The Search for Princess Lunara

The Search for Princess Lunara is my absolute favourite game, and I find, one of the easiest.

by dark_rose_15
22 Instruments to Make You 97% Cooler

Because I'm just that nice, I have compiled a list of the coolest instruments in Neopia.

by laurapet131
Caring for Your Reptillior

You never want to scare your reptillior... it may end very badly.

by ladykayk3
The Fate of the Chia-Lupe Feud

This article was written to remind us all of a cherished hallmark of Neopia, which has fallen by the wayside and been forgotten!

by fattree
Snowglobes: Winter Wonderland in a Bottle

When you find yourself lounging in the sun on a warm spring day, longing for the winter season, your snow globe will act as a reminder of the charming, frosty conditions to come.

by danceswithpampers
Maximizing Your Neopoint Earning Potential

A foolproof way to maximize your time playing flash games, while also having fun in the process.

by terragainsborough
The Perfect Neopian Dinner Party

Despair no longer, fellow Neopians. Put down the spatula, take a deep breath ... and read.

by distressedantiquity
Shopping for Fyora

Fyora's birthday is mere months away.

by preencessno
 
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"Cellblock" by fiery_sky
They boggle at me. They wonder why I'm under such tight security. I suppose they have a right to wonder; after all, I am but a timid, undersized Korbat. What on Neopia could I do to escape such tight security? No one would expect me to be able to, and yet, here I am, tied up and chained. Security pays attention to me thrice as much as the other prisoners...




Other Stories


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A Slorg in the Bakery!
It was as he bent down to see into one of the lower cupboards that he made eye contact with the Slorg, which was still in hiding behind the measuring cups.

by bashmina_pashmina

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Painting the Maypole
She was going to her Neoschool to set up the maypole for the May Fair. If she was lucky, she might even get to dance around it, holding one of the brightly coloured ribbons that fluttered in the air.

by capricornhunter

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Undercover Defenders - The New Partner: Part One
Even today, unbeknownst to the public, these secret members keep Neopians safe from harm, for that is the job of a Defender of Neopia...

by popso_the_hopso

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Imaginary Realm: Part Two
"Maybe," Ello half agreed, "but I'm starting to doubt that. Dead witches can't perform spells... unless they're ZOMBIES!"

by luna4400

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Odd Spots
An (un)lucky accident?

by sparkygoesforth

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Every Bad Guy...
...has a soft side.

by leksikake



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