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Lutari Retirement - Paradise?



But have you ever wondered what retirement actually consists of? Lutaris can’t possibly just disappear into an endless void? Can it? Well worry no more, here at the Neopian times we’ve investigated all over Neopia to figure out exactly what happens what a Lutari does in order to avoid the clutches of Dr_death. Once created, a Lutari will stay faithful on your account, but if you try to abandon him, he will instead go into retirement.



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