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Issue: 243 | 9th day of Relaxing, Y8 |
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 | More Like Saffron: Part One"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"
by rainpaint |  | My Vacation: Part OneI'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof,
Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided
it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!
by jeanaet |  | Behind the Forbidden Door: Part OneA moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face
of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So,
Flingon," Sloth purred...
by sarahleeadvent |
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Lab Ray or Paint?
You can be stuck on whether or not to you should buy the secret laboratory maps, or just buy the paint brush! So, I wrote an article that explains the pros and the cons of buying either item(s). You should read this before you go out and buy your paint brush or your secret laboratory maps, because this may or may not change your mind...
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 One Hot Afternoon
Penny the Acara continued dreamily, staring off
in the distance. "A delicious, creamy, cold as snow ice cream... Double-chocolate,
with plenty of syrup, and I'd just lick it off the spoon as it melts..."
by vulpisarcanis |
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 Pretzel
Mum didn't even look up from the book she was
reading, sprawled on the bed with candy wrappers littered all over the bed.
"More chocolate pretzels." Sana let out a little sigh...
by lightninglover34 |
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 The Guide to Brilliant Breakfasts!
The only way to a great start of the day is if you have a brilliant breakfast.
If you can’t decide what to have, read this guide and you will enjoy your mornings
forever more!
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