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Circulation: 113,598,787

Issue: 227 | 10th day of Awakening, Y8

Comics

	Sweet Valentine Do not pull. by richnangela005
	Island Babe and Friends: Valentines Special Fear my small, yet perfect penmanship. by syas82301
	Spooky hic by ghostkomorichu
	Well, This is Extreme... Throw a potato already! Drawn by 13blackdragons by hello5346
	Cate Wears the Pants Drifting. by nirvanaxd
	Blumaroo? Redmarroo, Greenmaroo, Dariganmaroo? by 900duckling
	Camouflage Paintbrush: Exposed Hurry!! Also by crocodile_babiez by jbforever
	Tiresome F3isty is never afraid to speak her mind, no matter how silly she may sound. Idea by ashwin1973 by sweetcheeks920
	Forget-me-not What you need if you wanna be the new Dr. Sloth. by firefree_girl
	Flapdoodle The obligatory "fishing" comic... by obviousfakename
	Real Bright... You're so bright! by violinoutoftune
	Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER! Spit-take, anyone? by spock_luvr
	It's Always Me I'm the one left for the meepits. by sparky942
	In the Tomb Help...? by _agile_cat
	Heart of Stone Handsome... intelligent... yeah, whatever. by fluffy_pink_kitty
	Ze ebil comic Hhhuuunnggrryyyy! by spekje1390
	Ouch! It's disgusting! by howling_werewolf
	Pint-Sized See? Ubuuroi isn't all that bad... by lachtaube
	The Worst Day Fangirls on every corner! by ssjelitegirl
	As the Hasee Bounces An answer to one of the weird questions you ask yourself about Hasee Bounce. by slightlysinful
	Bucket of Mud #1: Happy Valentine's Day? No Ears? by elvis_estella
	101 Ways to Defeat the Snowager ... and last but not least... by bulbabean
	Totally - Beach Bum Surf... Sand... and Sun! by _kristina_anne_
	Addiction Good.....giant spyder.... by respects
	Random Stories - What should you do if... Here's the true version of the popular joke for King Skarl. by karatehuendchen
	Kacheek CRUNCH o_O MY precious SHELLS or what's left with them... by lipstickonyourcollar
	Neopian Neophyte Threats work... by leedom111
	Too Big? Hate when that happens. by klipsan
	Roo's Views III The best day of the year! Art by fetedieu by kimj85
	The Neo397s pinch by isaiahdjkim
	BlaBBers Neopets doesn't have any good doctors lately. :'( Written by toasted_carrots by kuruu_6
	In The Mix Being royal does have its good points. by erecta
	Smycks' Tales First day at the Deserted Playground!!! by helmfinland
	The Pant Devil's Advocate ... can I call him SLIMEon?? by gryffinrose
	Halfway Through the Book o_O; OMGZ LIEK ITSA PUN1!one!eleven. by rhoc
	Riiight o.0;;; Are you okay? by tipastar
	Sweet Dreams hint hint by plaquenil
	Some Days You Just Need One It's important to give your pets hugs so they aren't sad and grey, especially on Valentine's Day. by peri0neo
	Sloth on the Rocks Jhudora has a secret admirer... by shadowolf14
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y. It's impossible to go overboard during Valentines Day. by 0x_freaky_x0
	Neopups Valentines Kiss wisely. by wicked_dragonite
	Edna and the Mortogs Want a kiss from Edna? ^_^ by smockey11
	Mootix Madness - We Have a Winner Pt. 3 Welcome to Nelly-land. by leoness
	Random Silliness This is... empty?! Art by cute_little_cat by dragonanz
	All in a Neopian Day Gift ideas for Valentine's Day... Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Smelly Nelly "Has a crush." by i_hate_backstabbers

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"The One that Got Away" by arthursmom
No wonder the other Xweetoks had giggled when she’d announced her choice for the Volunteerism Badge! If there weren't any patients here, she'd never be able to complete all the requirements for the badge! She wasn't going to get her badge first – she might not even get it at all! "You'll be working in the Kiko Ward today," the doctor was saying...

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Pink Snow
The blossoms shudder before letting go of their hold on the tree, slowly drifting to the ground below. They let the wind carry them...

by jelleyfrosting

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The One that Got Away
As Dr. Yelp led her down the sterile halls, Xweetiepea noticed that there weren’t very many patients; most of the rooms were empty...

by arthursmom

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20 Valentine's Gifts of Not-So-Ultimate Doom
This might be a good time to warn some Neopian Times readers about what not to give their valentines this year!

Also by plutoplus1

by puppy200010

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10 Traditional Gifts For Valentine’s Day
For those of you who do not like shopping, or more importantly, who haven’t got any idea what you’ll get all your acquaintances (but would like something more traditional), then you’ve stumbled upon the right article!

by shadowcristal

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Treasure of the Caves: Part Three
"There's no telling what the day will bring, so we'll have to eat well," Kat claimed, getting up...

by ssjelitegirl

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A Hero's Journey: Part Six
Making sure that Rohane didn't see him, he snuck around him, careful not to disturb his little brother...

by precious_katuch14

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