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6 Ways to Defy Dr. Sloth

My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth!

by xxkatiexx_07
Mutant Kacheeks: A Mutant Day Anatomical Debate

Since I so happen to be the proud owner of a Mutant Kacheek, we shall be focusing on the various mutations in the Kacheek population, as well as receiving information from my pet himself.

by waaurufu
The Quest for a KQ Accomplice

Is there more to the tokens than meets the eye?

by emziie
How to Stop Annoying Customers

Whether or not your shop is your main source of income, you can learn how avoid annoying potential customers. All it takes is a little time and common sense.

by streamergurl
5 Reasons to Adopt a Mutant Neopet

I'm here to tell you why you - yes, you, don't go turning away just yet! - why you should adopt one of the lovable little freaks of Neopian nature.

by kitteh_love_forever
Customization: How to Make YOUR Pet Fabulous!

Because well-dressed pets are happy pets!

by hamzandrilez
Caves And Corridors: An Explorer's Guide

Mystery Island is home to countless tribes, exotic petpets, and dangerous places for a budding treasure hunter to visit. You play as Jake, an explorer who has been through countless trials to reach his level of expertise of exploring.

by magmadude18
Anthology of Evil - Neopia's Rogues' Gallery

While Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings...

by mecha_fang
Mutant Pets and You

Everything you'd ever need to know about Neopia's most marvelous population... Mutant Pets.

by tyuio_k50
 
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We've all seen them, right? Those pets with extra eyes or bones or spikes where spikes just aren't meant to be. The pets that you turn your nose up at it as you watch them ooze or drool over their friend's finest NeoCash attire; the pets that both gross you out and terrify you a little at the same time, not in the cool and dark way of the Halloween pets or the Robots, rather because they're just a little...



Other Stories


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The Ascension of Dr. Hannah Stevens
"Dr. Stevens? Can you hear me?" Gordy's voice fizzled in her ear, and Hannah pressed a paw against it to block out the howling winds...

by treihaven

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The Woes of a Jelly Pet
Kevin could smell jelly. But that wasn't unusual, because he and his two sisters, Nina and Anabelle, were all Jelly pets, and their owner, Charles, was obsessed with jelly...

by meadows_lark

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Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Seven
Clayton and Faversham were not the first to explore the passage. Despite the urgency of their mission, Faversham insisted that going first would draw attention...

by herdygerdy

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Against All Odds - Part Five
Every quiet week worried Judge Hog. He knew that Nefarious was not about to go away, so the longer he stayed quiet the more time he was taking to build his next robot.

by kristykimmy

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Turning Pages - Part 6
Free is an infinitely better price than whatever she was paying before.

by jupebox

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Bread and Butter
In retrospect...

by _epiphany_



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