For the Love of a Good Schmoonie Perhaps it was something
to do with the fact that Naughty Little Riff the Schmoonie was currently in the
process of smearing tchea berries all over the walls...
Why Do We Kiss Mortogs? I wonder why people love to do it so much. I mean,
if you kiss the wrong Mortog, the Mortog explodes, and your face is full of
muck.