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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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Her wide yellow eyes were filled with curiosity as she put large plush green paws on the windowsill. She didn't go out too often – her plush fabric would often freeze with exposure and leave it difficult to move. But she couldn't help but find their joy contagious, and had to join with them.


Preparing to Spring Clean the Neopian Way



It's that time of year again! Winter is slowly coming to an end as the weather begins to warm, the snow melts away, flowers start to wake up, and animals become active once more. With renewed energy in the air, it’s the perfect moment to refresh your space. Now's the time to tidy up, deep clean, and declutter all those cosy comforts that carried you through the colder months as clearing them away makes room for a truly fresh start to the year! Here are some commonly cluttered parts of every Neopian's account that might need extra attention, so you and your Neopets can feel refreshed and ready to embrace the year ahead. Inventory Intervention With only 50 item slots to work with, keeping a clean inventory should be a high priority on every Neopian's spring cleaning list. Having too many items stops you from purchasing items in shops (potentially missing out on that rare restock), doing quests for faeries, the Brain Tree, Edna, etc., or even receiving gifts from friends! It's all too easy for junk items from dailies to pile up and "I'll get to it tomorrow" soon turns into 100 Old Rotten Right Sandals from the Fishing Vortex. Using Quick Stock to send 1 NP items to the bin can save you a heap of time clicking through inventory menus, just mind you're ticking the right circles! You don't want to accidentally send a Paint Brush into the void along with all of those Piles of Dung and Giant Bath Plugs. Not all items are destined for the...

All that's Pen is Mightier than Sword



We have all heard the good old saying that advises that ‘The pen is mightier than the sword’. In its intended use, it alludes to the fact that a speech or a piece of written word is more effective in persuading someone or making a change in Neopia as a substitute of using one’s Battledome prowess to sway the public via force. And who am I to disagree with it? In honour of all the creative minds, it is time to pay tribute to all writers’ and artists’ mightiest tools in their arsenal. We can interpret the saying in a more literal sense. Is a pen (or a pencil or a quill or any other writing equipment with a long body and sharp end) pointier, sturdier or even more expensive than a sword (or a knife or a katana or any other Battledome equipment with a long body and sharp end)? Let’s put the question in practice by inspecting similar looking items. vs Starting off with the basics, here we have the Basic pencil and the Sword pencil which look like normal, ordinally wooden writing tools. Both items have a sharp pokey end with the sword being marginally pointier. Even though you would expect the sword to be able to dish out some nice damage, unfortunately it is banned from the Battledome and it’s only categorised as School equipment. In addition, the sword is barely more expensive than the pencil. All that’s Pen is mightier than sword?:No, the sword has a marginally more pointy end and is more expensive than its corresponding writing equipment.

Top 10 Books You Should Read to Your Neopet


Your Neopets love when you spend time with them and a great way to do that is by reading books to them. Not only does reading to your Neopet boost their intelligence, but the information they learn can be extremely helpful for both of you. Your Neopet can end up really enjoying reading and if they get really into it they could even get a trophy. In this article, we have put together the top 10 books you should read to your Neopet. 10. A Neopians Guide to Immaculate Grooming Item description: There’s so much more than putting colors on your cheeks. This comprehensive guide to all things grooming is a must read for every Neopet. It has the best hygiene routines for your pet to learn. These grooming skills will teach your Neopet how to take care of themselves. From how to handle a bad fur day to how to properly brush their teeth, your Neopet will learn all the best techniques. Taking care of and presenting their best self will boost your Pet's confidence and mental health. 9. Aethias Ultimate Battle Guide Item description: If you want to know more about how to survive in the Battledome, this book has some helpful suggestions. This book is an essential survival guide to the Battledome. In this guide, your Neopet will learn special moves, unique strategies, and the best abilities to use. It will cover the weapons that they can have and how to wield them. There’s also a section about training so your Pet can learn how to be the strongest they can be, in preparation for the most difficult fights. Even if your Neopet isn’t much of a fighter, knowing the ways of the Battledome can still benefit them.

Other Stories
"Colour Amidst the Grey" by kalnya
The Lunar Festival was supposed to be the most joyous holiday on the Shenkuuvian calendar. Throughout the empire would normally be seen bright colours, and be heard reciprocal well-wishes, against the backdrop of Neopoints chinking into the hands of gleeful merchants. Now, mere weeks to the start of the festival, the atmosphere felt distinctly lacking in festiveness. Though the people still went about shopping and preparing for New Year as usual, their smiles were more forced, and the jingling of their wallets less pronounced. Even on the other side of the world, the encroaching Grey Curse cast a pall over Shenkuu. The muted morale was further compounded by the absence of the revered Emperor, who was attending an emergency council in Altador. Crown Princess Lunara was troubled over how to lift the people's spirits and asked various officials for advice. Eyebrows were raised, however, when she announced her intention to consult Imperial Astrologer Yueling; there was a famous joke at court that the Princess kept the keeper of the Shenkuu Lunar Temple at a distance that sought to rival that of Kreludor's from Neopia. The post of Imperial Astrologer demanded of its holder to not only maintain the official lunar calendar, but to also serve as lore-keeper and diviner.

"The Day the Bread Bit Back" by saahphire
— Can we get a Butter Popover, too? And, and, and a Ham and Cheese Crepe! Oooh, did you see the Shell Madeleine? Wait, Mili, I want a Chee- The air was filled with the smell of bread, sugar, and butter. The Bakery, deep in the Neopian Bazaar, had just restocked, and Tipulin was in her element. The Wocky flitted about the Bakery, her eyes wide with wonder as she darted from counter to counter and listed all the delicacies she wanted. Other patrons eyed her, but nobody could say anything: she was just too cute. Mili, who had been tasked with ensuring Tipulin would stick to a budget, wasn't having as much fun. — Calm down. We only have enough for... About five treats. So think- — Five?! But I want so many things! Like the Strawberry Shortcake and the Flotsam Fingers and the Peophin Pie and this- MEOOOOOOOUCH!!! Mili jumped out of her skin, startled by her sister's yowl. — Tipulin! What happened? Are you hurt? Was it too hot? — No! It... It bit me! The bread! It was alive and it bit me! Tipulin backed away with teary eyes, hiding herself behind Mili, tail tucked between her legs. The Silver Aisha, for her part, bravely approached the basket in which Tipulin had stuck her paw. Something moved. — Eeeeek! It's haunted! It's haunted! It's a haunted bakery! Mili sighed. Now that she had gotten a...

"Council Woes" by black_skull725
Queen Fyora nodded. "Very well then, I move for us to bring in this pair and allow Dr. Landelbrot and Jerdana to treat them." "Hold on now; this doesn’t prove that their ailment is entirely safe, though! It could still spread or mutate, or who knows what!" King Skarl exclaimed, folding his arms. "I understand your concern, but since they seem to hold no ill will towards us and are the only ones with experience with how this ailment works, I think it would be best to move forward with this plan." "Agreed. Furthermore, their ailment and experience with the void could hold invaluable information about what is happening," King Altador chimed in. "I still think the dangers outweigh the-" "AHEM. I would think you of all of those in this room would understand their predicament. Wasn’t it just you whom others did not want to allow to stay due to your own current…gloomy condition?" Fyora rebuked harshly, causing Skarl's face to droop further. Lord Darigan, who was listening intently, scowled slightly at the Faerie Queen. King Hagan opened his mouth before deciding it would be unwise to interrupt the Queen. He could not help feeling that perhaps the Queen was rushing to a conclusion. Without glancing at any other councilmembers, Skarl grumbled. "Very well, if the rest of the council concedes then so do I."


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The Day the Bread Bit Back
The air was filled with the smell of bread, sugar, and butter. The Bakery, deep in the Neopian Bazaar, had just restocked, and Tipulin was in her element.

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