Short Stories

	Assumptions One day in the Haunted Woods, everything seemed to be normal - or as normal as the Haunted Woods can get. But unknown to any of the residents of the Woods, even the Brain Tree, they were soon going to be visited by two Neopets, one willing and one less so. by cbudgo60
	Safe Flight No matter how much the females swooned over his toned muscles every day or how much the scholars praised him for his intelligence, there was only one thing that lingered in his mind: his weakness. And it bothered him. A lot. by rurirawr
	Wish You Were Here! Someone from the Pound will come to get you. I’m just sending you on this vacation so that your first four weeks back in the Pound’s custody can be a bit more fun. by cadetbush
	Lustra the Peacekeeper The sun was just barely beginning to rise in Neopia on that spring morning, by danzgirl12

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Spiffing up a Mutant

Er, um. Ahem. You want me to write about those weird mutant Neopets? Like an article about how vile and disgusting they are? What..? No? You want me to write about how to make them look...nice? I think that is a bit impossible...they are pretty disgusting...I can write about things they can wear...can't make any promises that it'll look nice but they'll have it on.

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What You Never Knew About Kyrii
Kyrii, proncounced KIH-ree, is a species of a somewhat high-maintenence Neopet who wander love to explore and get into a little bit of trouble.

by lefaii

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Omelettes & Beverages: a Guide to Deliciousness
Omelettes have always been one of the most abundant and scrumptious items in Neopia. Often, it can be hard to find that perfect drink to pair with that blissful omelette you’ve waited all day to eat. Luckily, this guide will help you match the perfect beverage with the perfect omelette!

by hockeydarling14

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CONJUROCALYPSE: Part Three
How much longer to do have to go until this Neolodge, kad?

Also by emberfusion, kat_bus and illegalangelx

by remidica

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Funny Faerie: Part One
“You’re on your last year of school and you still haven’t chosen your element.” There it was. Erana winced as the words came out of the Counselor’s mouth.

by trixietrotter

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Battledome Adventures (2-1)
It's my time!!

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

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Get A Grip!
Ah perfect!

Also by gold_lilies

by kiley_rae

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