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Wondering and Wandering

"We've been over this. No one knows."

by illinata
20 Questions

He snorts. "I would never have guessed. So it's truth or dare, without the dare?"

by grapesourhorse
Obscure Deceptions of a Lonely Offender

"I'm so lonely. Please... I just want someone to play with."

by tykaios
The Fountain Faerie's Fan Mail

Dear Fountain Faerie,

Ohemgee! I cannot believe I'm seriously writing to you!

by ju_ju_beans220

Parallel Wishing

"BLITZ, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!" Hennagell screamed...

by capricornhunter
It's Not Easy Being Red and Green

I'll be honest with you: Bah humbug.

by meowgirl120
The Attack of the Pineapples

He was, perhaps, the most scaredy-cat Harris there ever was.

by dulcatis
The Kacheek Club: A Sabotage Story

"The yearly benefit is an effective way to raise money for the Pound. Instead of doing the usual walk-a-thon, I've decided to mix up the rules a bit."

by jenlin_25
Phorofor

She briefly reflected that being a robot was in no way all that it was cracked up to be.

by silent_snow
 
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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Seven
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Forget something...?

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