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"Weathering the Bananza" by gentle_lil_queen
“Alright, spin it, spin it!!” A small, sentient Shadow Cybunny plushie cheered from their perch between Gimmer’s Spotted Pteri feathers as Flower the Faerie Ixi examined the wheel items closely. As Indal the Darigan Lupe pulled down to spin the wheel, nearby Faerie Bori sighed. “So this is your idea of reliving the fun nostalgia? Going to spin probably the most boring wheel around?” she asked. “Daydream, at least don’t complain in front of the manager,” Indal chided. “No, she’s right,” Plesio responded as the wheel turned. “There’s really not much excitement, at least not at this wheel.” “And I wouldn’t have said that if I didn’t know that,” Daydream said. “Yes, it’s been around this long and it’s better than I remember!” Seep declared. “Even if it weren’t, I want to experience it all! Well, as much as we can on our trip, and this was just a hop over from Maraqua!” “Well, Tyrannia just has the same old routine, even at the Obelisk, but if you say so,” Daydream responded as the wheel slowed to a stop, landing on the trilobite. “Oh, you won. Enjoy it, I guess.” Plesio rummaged in his prize bin and threw a banana to the group. “Wha- Hey, since when have bananas been a prize?” Daydream asked. “There’re tri-nanas, but it’s not the same. But Flower won’t complain,” Indal said as they put away the banana. “Oh, we got way too many of them this morning,” Plesio shrugged. “They’re high in potassium. Enjoy it. Or try to.” “That’s weird…”




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