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Saving the National Neopian Bank: Part One

"Doesn't the National Neopian collect almost everyone's neopoints? Don't you think it's weird that they're suddenly making mistakes?"

by rider_galbatorix
Runaway: Part One

A human girl who looked a few years older than Mike strode from inside the auction house while clutching a large, glass bottle carefully, but Toren noticed the impending collision too late...

by catchinglights
Treasure Hunters: Part One

"So... we meet at last, Scarblade!" Saffy shouted, over the roar of battle cries, and the clanging of swords...

by meganhilty
 
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"A Rainy Day At The Zoo" by goodsigns
Rain pitter-pattered against the roof of the home in Neopia Central. Sulza, the Red Aisha, stared at the drizzling rain. It had been raining all morning, and finally Sulza called to her owner: "Lina, I'm bored!" Lina looked up from the book she was reading, a made-up tale about a Gnorbu prince, and smiled at her young pet...




Other Stories


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Why Not Spike?
"He's just mean. I don't want Spike anymore. He's always like this and it scares away my friends."

by honshusan

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A Failing Grade
Professor Liza Palida in particular subjected many students to low Cs, Ds, and at one point the dreaded F. Renowned for scathing marginalia and a history devoid of curved grades, the faerie Buzz managed to draw the ire of hundreds of students...

by nativsis

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Missing Milestones
There have been some notable absences from some famous Neopians, so I caught up with them to find out why they had yet to to be published in one of these issues.

by usukii

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6 – 5 – 0 Guide to Creating Neopian Wealth
Tips the very best and wealthiest players use to rise to the top.

by blackwater444

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A Fashionable Entrance
And now...

Art by dante

by j_harkness


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Cheesy Puns
The daughter of King Kelpbeard announces that these puns are good enough for the Neopian Time's 650th Issue!

by rainfable



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