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The Lost Prophecy: Part One

A startling prophecy, a mysterious conspiracy, and, above all, that green-and-white satellite in the sky...

by cursedpens
Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One

"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."

by thedoggirl_97
 
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"Redemption" by catchinglights
"Excuse me, mister," a voice with a childish lisp inquired from somewhere below and behind Gormos's elbow. His shoulders tensed and he turned to face the brat that dared to interrupt his thought process. The speaker was a tiny red Grundo, who squealed when Gormos turned to face him. "I knew it! I knew you were Gormos! You're my hero!"




Other Stories


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Yes, Doctor Demento!!
Keep it together, Queek. You can do this, don't stress it, just keep calm.

by tambourine_chimp

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What We See in the Dark
"My, my my. Aren't you lovely?"

If only flowers could run.

by miharu_mizuneko


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Neopians Claim Oracle is Evil
This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing "something suspicious."

Also by homsar_eggplant

by parody_ham


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Six Reasons to Start a Kastraliss Fan Club
Brace yourself.

by flufflepuff

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Technical Terms
You asked for a coffee!!

by crainwater

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Trifling with Trifle
Something has happened!

by alex9292



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