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Orlitz and the Geraptiku Scandal: Part One

"What a day," she thought contently as a pair of giggling youngsters hurried past her. Orlitz had finally achieved her dream job—being a field reporter for the Neopian Times, and was flustered by the fact that she could now tackle her very first reporting assignment for the major newspaper...

by josephinefarine
 
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"Neopian Fresh Foods" by oceandragon35
Night had fallen over Neopia Central, and the chatter and clatter of the last remaining customers gradually leaving faded into the twilight. Two tentative Neopet heads watched from the cover of a conveniently placed bush as the Chia Chef hung up his apron, turned off the lights, locked the doors, and left for home...




Other Stories


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Defending the Castle
This is based off of the book item Defending the Castle.

by countess_of_ondore

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Unlucky Birthday
The first rays of the morning sun filtered through the window into Reedias' small room. The Draik in question was currently sleeping...

by annuuna

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Essential Winter Warmers
The foods and beverages absolutely necessary for comfort and warmth in the cold winter months.

by sunwreaths

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9 Most Popular Xweetok Colours
With Xweetok Day coming up, one of Neopia's most popular pets is being given quite a bit of attention.

by katie_kitkabug

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Okay Then...
Her?!

by kyuwiwi

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Aisha Soup: Turmy Time Part 1
Turmy is awake!!

by the_shii



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