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A Deal with the Daniels: Part One

He raised his paw and envisioned a powerful blast of energy shooting forward. Instead only smoke poured from his fist.

"Okay, okay, smoke is good," he assured himself.

by a_greenparrot

The Witch and the Mortog: Part One

Wait, you say you have never heard the story? Surely you remember the story about Edna's curse, and the bewitched Mortog, and the way Vira became unfortunately notorious after...

by secant
Protectors of the Fourth Wall: Part One

"First off, I must warn you that what you are about to hear may forever alter your perception of reality and life in general."

by gold_fang
 
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"Haunted" by killing_the_queen
They say that Hubrid Nox is dead. But this isn't true. Magax knows โ€“ Nox is still there inside his head, telling him lies and trying to manipulate him, tainting his thoughts, haunting him. It wreaks havoc on his sanity โ€“ what little he has left โ€“ to know that even now, Nox can control him so completely. You were never meant to be a hero, boy. Magax presses his fingers to his temple as if he can reach in and grab the traitorous whisper. Hush, he begs, but all he gets in return is...




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Once Upon a Halloween Night
"Can't we BUY a costume like all the other pets? Don't we have over 400k?! Surely you can spare a couple thousand for a decent costume!"

by konakoro

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Stories from the Outsyder Fringe: Time & Punishment
The latest spooky story from Outsyder! Time can't be rewound, but if it can? One learns that time is a harsh mistress...

by outsyder

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Halloween Advice from Jhudora
I, Jhudora, have received a lot of letters recently asking for advice about Halloween, so that will be the focus of this advice column, written by me, everyone's favorite dark faerie!

by mystie06

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Halloween: The Aftermath
The top eleven ways to use your Halloween costume the other 364 days of the year.

by vampiroteuthus

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Anticipation
Getting the avatar isn't just stressful for you.

by lunascape

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Talk About a Random Halloween
Finally! We get to go trick-or-treating this year!

by buizelmaniac



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