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Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...

There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...

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Shine Like a Star
Her smile disappeared. The Xweetok staring back at her was nothing like the one from her dream.

by dancer_sakura

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Mr. Woogums
Things started getting a little wacky around noon, when my owner Alexandra came home from a good three and a half hours of doing what she does best; shopping.

by layniefayce

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The Giant Omelette's Protector: Sabre-X
I was recently given the opportunity to interview the massive omelette’s protector -- Sabre-X.

by aisha_gurl_forever

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Guide to Medieval Foods: Version-Cheese
For each food item, I will announce its name, describe its appearance, and provide some tidbit of useless information. Next, Icy will eat the food and tell us exactly what it tastes like...

by featherwingedangel

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Bashed Kass
Just when he thought Neopia was his...

by bxm

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The Bewitching Hour
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