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Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part One

When she finally came to join them again, she heard a name she was hoping never to hear again. "Malei?" she said. "What about him?"

by rachelindea
Money: Part One

That's the excuse my owner always has, whenever I ask for anything. There's not enough money. We're out of our weekly allowance. It's too expensive...

by icegirl_sara
The Road to Pyramid Parade: Part One

She was excited. This was the day they would finally move to the Lost Desert. She had dreamed of it all her life, and now it was finally happening...

by kirsche474
 
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Neoschool Know-It-Alls



That's right. You know they exist! You've seen Sarah, that stuck-up Zafara who runs the Help Desk, right? And what about AAA, that Blumaroo who brags to the point of physical pain? Let's not forget Lisha, that brainy little kid who tries to hog Jeran all to herself, to the wrath of many a fangirl. So, I'm sure you're now asking yourself, 'how will I ever keep myself from seeming to be a know-it-all?' A very good question indeed! However, not all of you readers out there need to worry about being seen as a know-it-all in Neoschool...



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