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The Mystery of the Missing Cooking Pot: Part One

The sun was shining, the Weewoos were singing, and I had enjoyed six whole hours of peace while my pets were at Neoschool. However, my pets were just about home...

by trisshamster
Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part One

Zhou peered curiously at the red light beaming across the sky. "'Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning,'" he quoted. "Strange things'll be happenin' soon, no doubt. Th' sun never lies..."

by reggieman721
Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part One

Sam froze. He'd forgotten all about it. "The Warrior Ceremony's today?" he asked, trying to seem calm, though his nervousness showed in the way he acted, and he couldn't keep it from showing in his words...

by kaylamdal111112
A Very Feepit Christmas: Part One

SPLASH! A freezing cold torrent of water rushed over Cadmium's head, abruptly interrupting pleasant dreams. She sputtered and sat up, her green eyes blazing. Blinking water from her eyes, she took in her Faerie Peophin sister...

by rainpaint
 
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The Best Treats



Winter is the season to be jolly, right? Y'know, good will and all that? Well, when you're feeling the winter blues, the only answer is to comfort eat. So, I've compiled a list of the Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch Those Winter Blues. So, get a spoon, a fork, and a knife, and dig in! Feel free to sample the foods on this list. (-: Ideally, my perfect...



Other Stories


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Christmas Tide
Even the biggest rookie of the ocean knew that a sky of that color could mean only one thing: a storm, and a nasty one at that...

by laurelinden

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For a Good Claus
Rhonda opened the sack to show him the hundred-or-so colored envelopes. "These are from the shelter down on Market Street. Every year we ask the kids there to write a letter to us asking for one toy..."

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Cheaply Spreading The Cheer
As the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with.

by evilbluemunkeyz

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The 10 Worst Holiday Gifts
Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst.

Also by hurricanegirlyeah

by ngc_5128


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A Slorgtastic Christmas!
Really, you didn't have to!

Idea by monkeybytes

by jellybeanott


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ChEeZe DoOdLeZ
Ah... the power of department store Santas...

by _x0xsnowangelx0x_



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