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More Like Saffron: Part One

"I feel that I now have enough neopoints to support another member of the family." She paused for dramatic effect. "I am going to get another pet!"

by rainpaint
My Vacation: Part One

I'm not waterproof, Eyrie-proof, non-gravity-proof, Grundo-proof, or Mystic-proof. Nope. That is why when my owner, Jeanie, decided it was time for a vacation, my world turned upside down!

by jeanaet
Behind the Forbidden Door: Part One

A moment later the screen was filled by the squint-eyed face of an alien Aisha, who did his best to subdue the trembling in his paws. "So, Flingon," Sloth purred...

by sarahleeadvent
 
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Find Your Forte



It's Saturday, and raining outside. Homework finished, you're lounging in your desk chair, staring at your user lookup. Unpainted, non-rare pets, no HTML, barely any secret avatars, and no trophies. "How do I make it better?" you say aloud, not caring if anyone hears you. Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account!



Other Stories


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Noname Diaries: Noname's New Home
"Sqwwaaaaaaaaaaa! Sqwaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he said, which meant, "Ooooh... owwwww!"

by trainer_nella

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A Fighting Friend
So this morning we all set out for search of a suitable Petpet. As we live in Maraqua, our first and closest stop was Mystery Island...

by szy7

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Hannah and the Ice Caves for Beginners
If you are new to Hannah and the Ice Caves, are a little confused, or are considering playing the game for the first time, then this guide is most definitely for you!

by mistoffelees_cat

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Finding Your Forte
Well, here it is, a guide to finding out what you want to do with your account! As the title says, this is for finding your forte on Neopets and exercising it to the extreme.

by spidrgrrl2004

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It's Not Easy Being Snowy
In which Kiyo laments la vida sub-zero.

by __fishbone

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ConFUNded-Mysteries of Neopia
Where's your sense of scientific experimentation?

by vhgvoov



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