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Shattering Point: Part One

The mansion stood like a parasite on the hill, unknown where everything else was known, a shadow where everything else was bathed in artificial light; it scared me to death...

by orginalcliche
The Guitarist: Part One

I jogged up to him, flashing as bright a smile as I could. "I've been looking for you the whole day. Why didn't you go for practice today?"

by scarletrhapsody
To Be a Pirate: Part One

The Blue Kougra got daintily to her feet. "I don't get you, Usukishi," she said, using the Usul's full name. "Why on earth do you want to pretend we're scruffy, dirty pirates instead of Usuki princesses?"

by lolazgirl
Seamstress Cybunny: Part One

Colleen liked to clean only her room, and Colette enjoyed cooking. I was the one who was forced by my siblings to do one thing I liked the most - sewing...

by anime_cybunny
Christmas With You: Part One

A tiny white Kougra slipped her pencil into a pocket and closed her diary tenderly, smoothing the rumpled cover...

by hmlanden
Christmas Warmth: Part One

"Good morning," she mumbled. They walked down a long hallway with metal silvery walls, the spiral doors on either side opening continuously, allowing other Grundos to spill in...

by neo_star_queen
 
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"LUPE-X9" by dan4884
My first Grundo recruit is a great story. It's stored in my memory banks. I can call it up at any time. ACCESSING MEMORY BANKS. Ah, here it is. PLAYING MEMORY. I stepped out of the rocket transporting us to Kreludor and looked...




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The WORST Wednesday in My Life
If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob.

by peterpuffin1

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A Thief's Promise
Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...

by summerlove77

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The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet
The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather...

by banishedwarrior

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Food Club: an Allergies Analogy
What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others?

by blobenterprises

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RUUNN!!!
Oh no! It's my birthday...

by hamtaro6969

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Caring for Your Soot Petpet 101
People think soot petpets are low maintenance, but in fact...

by oliver381



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