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The Secret to Apple Bobbing

Today was a good day for apple bobbing. The warm summer weather had transitioned into the first bitter chill of autumn, and the change in season brought with it a fresh batch of tourists.

by dragonair23
Wish-Granting

Skyleur had spent a long time as a star, floating in the void above Neopia, watching history turn without her.

by phadalusfish
 
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"The Best Prank of All" by spukl1
On the eve of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball, the Blumaroo Court Jester prepares for his shining moment. He lays out his jester costume, making sure his bells are all sewn on tight and none of his patches are fraying. Day after day this jester toils away day and night, attempting to make King Skarl laugh. He rarely succeeds, but then who does? However, on the day of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball he changes tactics from jokes to pranks around Neopia. King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball is his holiday and King Skarl expects him to go above and beyond, topping all of his previous performances. King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball is more work than any other day of the year, but he is rewarded with piles of Neopoints, unlimited bowls of Gruel and most importantly a chorus of laughs from all of Meridell’s finest on this special day. He recalls his first Masquerade Ball working for King Skarl, where his iconic line came to be: “What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?”, the jester’s confidence soared that day since that simple line was all it took that initial year to have King Skarl cackling but since then the jester has needed to step up his game.




Other Stories


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Reia's Quest
Reia walked through the sparkly pink gates to the Faerie festival fairground, looking around in wonder. Neopets of all species and colours were running around, completing quests and bringing junk to recycle.

by peppermintandrea

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The Best Prank of All
On the eve of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball, the Blumaroo Court Jester prepares for his shining moment. He lays out his jester costume, making sure his bells are all sewn on tight and none of his patches are fraying.

by spukl1

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Fall Favourites from the Coffee Cave
It's almost autumn, which means it's time to bring a book to your favourite cosy corner of the Coffee Cave, wear your warmest sweater, and enjoy a fall-themed drink.

by drziggs

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Top 10 Mutant Neopet Colours
If there's one thing we all love, it's new colours. But one colour a lot of Neopians never think about is Mutant. It's not hard to see why; Mutants were created by Dr. Sloth, and no one wants to be associated with him.

by supert_2

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Service Announcement
Learn how these wonderful Petpets can improve the lives of their owners!

by anarkau

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Don’t Count Your Tombola Guys Before They Hatch
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by truebrony



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