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A Jelly Chomby Story

In an unreal land of Jelly, you have to be quite careful...

by dihybrid
Clutter Like No Other

If we look back into Neopia's long past, to Neopets that made an impression to last...

by lynnrules118108
Embrace The Grey

This poem was written to honour the upcoming Grey Day on Neopet!

by petpower14156
April Poetry Compilation

One for each Neopian holiday in April!

by _brainchild_
Reminiscing on Hannah and the Ice Caves

Let's take trip down memory lane, to a time of Thieves and a gemstone.

by cibola
Lutari on Safari

Always believe in your dreams!

by topazashwood
Shoyru Sister

No matter her colour, level, or style, my Shoyru sister is always the best

by sweetwizard200
Cerys the Cybunny Explorer

Cerys explores the Desert's tombs, even those containing true doom.

by catchinglights
To Sneeze Or Not to Sneeze

Fragrant scents in the air, Springabees buzzing without a care, prismatic colours on the ground, spring is to be found

by ningkov1
The Fruits of Brightvale

She runs the small shack that sells Brightvale Fruits, each delicious snack, plucked fresh from their roots.

by qlobal
 
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"A Chocolate Meltdown" by weiyannn
As the Month of Eating neared its end in Neopia, the cool spring time breeze began to give way to the warm summer air. Before the heat got too unbearable, Ruth the Yellow Chia thought she could seize her chance for a last spring picnic. She woke up early that morning with the sun shining comfortably through the windows. “Yup, today’s the perfect day for a picnic!” She jumped out of bed and stretched out the tension in her body. “Rise and shine, Mars! We’re going to the park today! For a picnic, and a walk!” Mars, her Chocolate Noil, stirred from his Petpet bed in the corner of the room. At the sound of the word ‘walk’, Mars’ ears perked up. That was always his favourite word. He blinked up at Ruth, and stretched his front paws out with a big yawn. His mane of icing shook vigorously as Mars shook away the sleepiness. As he shook his body to get energized for the day, the thick mane of icing bobbed with the movement. “Mars! You’re gonna get sprinkles everywhere again!” Ruth bent down to pick up some rainbow sprinkles that came loose from Mars’ icing mane and stuck them back on. Who knew that a Chocolate Petpet could be so messy! Actually, she should have known. She had an uncle who got zapped to a Chocolate Chia for a while and he used to drip chocolate syrup all over Grandma’s furniture. The family did NOT want to sit next to him during their dinner.




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