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Issue: 1056 | 24th day of Eating, Y28 |
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Poetry
 | A Jelly Chomby StoryIn an unreal land of Jelly, you have to be quite careful...
by dihybrid |  | Clutter Like No OtherIf we look back into Neopia's long past, to Neopets that made an impression to last...
by lynnrules118108 |  | Embrace The GreyThis poem was written to honour the upcoming Grey Day on Neopet!
by petpower14156 |  | April Poetry CompilationOne for each Neopian holiday in April!
by _brainchild_ |  | Reminiscing on Hannah and the Ice CavesLet's take trip down memory lane, to a time of Thieves and a gemstone.
by cibola |  | Lutari on SafariAlways believe in your dreams!
by topazashwood |  | Shoyru SisterNo matter her colour, level, or style, my Shoyru sister is always the best
by sweetwizard200 |  | Cerys the Cybunny ExplorerCerys explores the Desert's tombs, even those containing true doom.
by catchinglights |  | To Sneeze Or Not to SneezeFragrant scents in the air, Springabees buzzing without a care, prismatic colours on the ground, spring is to be found
by ningkov1 |  | The Fruits of BrightvaleShe runs the small shack that sells Brightvale Fruits, each delicious snack, plucked fresh from their roots.
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Headlines "A Chocolate Meltdown" by weiyannn As the Month of Eating neared its end in Neopia, the cool spring time breeze began to give way to the warm summer air. Before the heat got too unbearable, Ruth the Yellow Chia thought she could seize her chance for a last spring picnic. She woke up early that morning with the sun shining comfortably through the windows. “Yup, today’s the perfect day for a picnic!” She jumped out of bed and stretched out the tension in her body. “Rise and shine, Mars! We’re going to the park today! For a picnic, and a walk!” Mars, her Chocolate Noil, stirred from his Petpet bed in the corner of the room. At the sound of the word ‘walk’, Mars’ ears perked up. That was always his favourite word. He blinked up at Ruth, and stretched his front paws out with a big yawn. His mane of icing shook vigorously as Mars shook away the sleepiness. As he shook his body to get energized for the day, the thick mane of icing bobbed with the movement. “Mars! You’re gonna get sprinkles everywhere again!” Ruth bent down to pick up some rainbow sprinkles that came loose from Mars’ icing mane and stuck them back on. Who knew that a Chocolate Petpet could be so messy! Actually, she should have known. She had an uncle who got zapped to a Chocolate Chia for a while and he used to drip chocolate syrup all over Grandma’s furniture. The family did NOT want to sit next to him during their dinner.
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