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	The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Five Alvare Thornpipe had indeed been quite mad at the time of his death. by herdygerdy
	Ruined Library: Part Eight "I can barely fly as it is!" Kiyake panicked. It was true; the faerie Xweetok was beating her wings as quickly as she could... by aquadaika
	Honor Among Thieves: Part Six "Do you relish the title of thief?" Dom stood straight and tall. "Thief's a sight more honest than traitor. Wouldn't you say?" by saphira_27
	Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Three Balthazar sat on the bench beside her, holding out a single violet. "No!" I cried, but was already too late. Fyora lifted the violet and took a delicate sniff of the petals. by ilovemycatembers
	Unbreakable: Part Three Brynn sucked in a heavy breath and forced herself to ignore the pain from her harsh landing. She scrambled up and, before the intruder could catch his bearings and run off again, grabbed him by the collar... by sporty2443
	A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part Two "I wish we were out there doing something. Or at least questioning the suspects downstairs," I said. "Anything would be better than this." by rachelindea
	The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Part Two "I'll take the east wing. You check the west one," Roxias whispered. Scout nodded, and handed him something. He looked down and saw a garlic bulb necklace. by daniecelpines

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