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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 8

Well, that's something you don't see everyday.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 13

It's who you do it with...

by blackaavar
That's Not Neocola

This can't be happening..

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Vending Machine Grand Opening

Oops....

by myriadz
Daily Issues

No pets were turned into frogs in the making of this comic.

by sophiaabic
Ready to go on adventures?

As long as you let me steal something...

by nightly_shade
I hate him!!

Solidarity, Bro!

by kyuugou
What do you eat?

It was not meant to be serious...

by janderson_lee
Sunny Side Up: Side Effects of Ruling

Jazan has now decreed that before every coronation, one court adviser must report the side effects of being a king.

by amarettoball
Gnorbu 101

Thick mane problems.

by dizahh
NeoPaper: Magical Faerie Communication Slate

Isn't Faerie magic wonderful...!

by mbredboy31
Beauty Contest truth

Just some painful truth over competition at the Beauty Contest...

by arijuka
Gnorbu Rights

Please stop shearing us..

by cooitiger
Which way to Faerieland?

That doesn't seem right...

Also by _9_volt_the_gamer_

by marcthegr8est1

 
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"Crimson Chaos" by gleerebel
I made my way through the cavern, taking precautions. There could be spikes or something lying in the vicinity that I was oblivious about. And sadly I was not mistaken, there was an array of spikes in the ground. I used my jet pack to fly over them, because if I chose to jump then obviously it would be the end of me. Once I landed back on the surface, I maintained my precautions. Next I accidentally stepped on a purple trigger that blended in the rough surface. It set off a set of arrows, which thankfully I dodged. I successfully made it and examined the glowing chest. There was an abnormally shiny, silvery lock on it. "Good thing I came prepared." I stated out loud and picked the lock with a hairpin. The chest opened, containing the most beautiful sight that I have ever seen in all of Neopia. It was an amulet with a blood red stone, wrapped within a golden circular border with points branching off it. It contained a gray chain with some gold dots. I was mesmerized by this discovery. "The Amulet of Thilg". I then placed a replica of the chest quickly onto the platform to avoid the third most common booby trap in almost every cave. I pocketed the real artifact.




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The Eye of the Beholder
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some say. Well, that may be true. But, it does not answer to the truth that there are some who benefit from their looks far more than others. That is why we have models and enviable celebrities and popular students at school who use their appearances to their advantage. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, are there some eyes whose opinions carry heavier weight? Or, is it simply that more eyes perceive these lucky individuals as the most beautiful?

by apple_spritzer

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Crimson Chaos
You'd think two adventures would be enough for a girl. Between dodging Captain Bloodhook back in the Pirate Caves to recover the Mermaid's Tear and rescuing Bori in the Ice Caves and all. Yet I was hungry for more. I had a thirst for something new, something more bold than before.

by gleerebel

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Earning Neopoints for Newbies
There are a lot of games though! How will you ever decide which ones to play? Here are a few suggestions.

by terabithian

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A Neo-Adventure Awaits…
Have you always wanted to write your own adventure? This guide will show you how!

by eyre101619

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One Way Out: Part Three
As much as Merida loved traveling on the steam ship, she couldn’t believe it when she finally saw the shores of Mystery Island appear off the bow. “Land ho!” she yelled, from her precarious perch up by the steam stack, to anyone who cared to hear, “Land ho!”

by the_wingless_unknown

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Six
"It's starting to snow," I observed. "The Ice Caves are like, indoors, right?" Westron laughed at me, "Well, caves are predominantly 'indoor' locations, in fact, I'd go so far as to say it’s a defining feature of them."

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