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Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 11

Look, you wanted to be a villain? Fine, you're a villain. Happy now?

by june_scarlet
Anniversary - Part 13

Oh, you defeated the Darkest Faerie in three seconds? Must be a new record.

by caylista
Janet and Jane: Christmas

So what's in the box?

by chasing_stars44
Forever Frozen

Snow Wars: The battle begins.

by pie_man_aa
Eclectic Antics: the Gift Thief, Part III

Our heroes question if Christmas really needed saving at all...

by amarettoball
Good Intentions

Well, it’s the thought that counts, right? Merry Christmas!

Art by _frostmourn

by realidade

Normal is Boring - Day of Giving

Some gifts are better than others.

by alexatina
Crazopia Central: Holiday Shopping

Oh no! It's that time of year again!

by lasaramar
The Perfect Gift

Family is the best gift.

Also by parody_ham

by iciclefaerie05

Slush: Holidays at the Neopian Times

A one of a kind gift.

by _torchic__
Christmas Trees of Neopia

Neopians all over the world celebrate the Day of Giving with some festive and rather creative trees.

Also by mistyqee!

by winner19955

Time for Presents!

Always remember what matters most during the holidays.

by roxanna203
Dream Neopet Giveaway Part 1

Submitting your pet!

Written by queenmelissa93

by sophieauditore

Pant Devil Celebrating Christmas

Even the Pant Devil likes Christmas.

by mustikeuh121
'Tis the Season

They've gotta do something in the winter, right?

by pirate_11
Feliz Novadad

Holiday decorating is harder than it seems.

Also by fooshfuush.

by labmom953

Stay Strong With Team Brawn: A Poor Brawn Christmas

Holiday spirit is worth the cost.

Also by Tex707

by alexise1998

 
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"Dr Death's Translocation Device" by phadalusfish
The Day of Giving dawned cold and bleak in a certain corner of Neopia Central, where dozens of pets without families huddled together in the Pound. They had spent the night under the large window in the reception area, staring up at the few stars that managed to peek through the gathering clouds. By morning, the fluffy white puffs had turned dark gray, and snow had started to tumble out of them. The window frosted over, obscuring their view. Cabb, a Robot Shoyru, was the only one among the bunch who wasn’t shivering. “There’s still plenty of time,” he said to the Maraquan Usual curled up at his feet casings. “The holidays aren’t over yet.” She nodded, looked up at the window and sniffed. They had been here the longest, Cabb and the Usul. Many of the others had come and gone in the past few months, but no one wanted to make friends with a cold metal Shoyru or a slimy Maraquan Usul.




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Christmas on the Space Station
It was exactly 11:00 pm when Dr. Frank Sloth became aware that he was not alone. If he had been standing on the observation deck of his magnificent space station, maybe he would not be feeling so ill at ease. Maybe the soft hairs on the back of his neck would not be prickling in response to an unknown danger. Here in his private quarters, however, the sensation meant that he was in for a world of trouble.

by xxskyisfallingxx

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A Settling of Differences
The spirit of Christmas comes in many different forms. It often symbolizes togetherness, family, caring for one another, ending one life while slowly building another. But in most occasions, Christmas is nothing more than an opportunity for change, a day of giving. This was not one of those occasions.

Also by lute248

by cherishtwilight


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Holiday Neopets
Oh, the moment every Neopian has been waiting for is finally approaching. Stockings are lined against the edges of the fireplace, Jazzmosis Christmas music floods the air, a large ornamented evergreen Christmas tree stands in the corner of every Neopian’s living room, and a fresh batch of cookies rest on a plate next to a glass of milk on the table. The night has come for Santa Claus to plop down the chimney and deliver gifts, bringing joy to thousands of Neopets and spreading smiles when they wake the next morning.

by alienspacefairy

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Last Year Advent Calendar Interviews
Everyone’s favorite Month of Giving activity, the Advent Calendar, is well known for more than just a month worth of free gifts. Every day we’re presented with a new holiday animation ranging from comedic to heartwarming. However, while the animations tell a self contained story, sometimes don’t you wonder what led up to or happened after the animation? I decided for some of them to find out, so I went around to many famous Neopets characters.

by pikachu315111

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Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Two
“ARTHUR! PARLEBB!” Clara yelled at the top of her lungs as she bashed her fist against the pile of rubble. It was to no avail, as there was no response from the other side of the cave-in. She clenched her fist, her tiny claws scraping the surface of the rocks. She punched the pile of rubble and kicked a small rock, launching it a couple feet into the air before it bounced off the cavern wall. She cursed as pain seared through her bare toes.

by shadowknight_72

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The Bag: Part Two
I jump out of the carriage and scan the area for the driver. I find the orange Acara laying face down in the snow under the wheel of the carriage. "Oh no." Alice climbs out of the carriage after me. She watches as I pull the Acara out from under the wheel, and try to turn him over. I heave a sigh of relief when I discover he's still breathing, and seems to be in stable condition, other than the fact that he's unconscious.

by dewdropzz



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