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At An Interview

Why, what a silly question!

by wokitana
Thanks Food Club!

It's the thought that counts?

Written by: chasing_stars44

Drawn by fhujmasterofhedgehog

by fhujmasterofhedgehog

Blossoms~ Retry Part 6

She gives conversation classes after hours.

by twillieblossom
The Jubjub Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree

Or Was That A Coconut?

by mustikeuh121
Edible Escapades: Part Three

Kocrel tries a delicacy that "livens" his taste buds.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Poogles & Giggles #4

Ooooh... Cheese!?

by lizzbear_
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 1

Hungry pets are Traitorous Pets.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

The Rickety Ship: Inaccurate

We've all been here before.

by dimartedi
Favorite Owner

Don't pick favorites; it usually doesn't end well.

by amarettoball
Repairs

Problem solved.

by fourin
Lunchtime!

Mealtimes don't always go exactly to plan...

by _clement_
Can't Argue With That

But really... How?

Art by deasilenziosa

Written by sergente__hartmann

by deasilenziosa

Kad Problems?!

*Mew*

Also by industrial.

by praline01

Freak-out - Style

... Did you say Queen Fyora?!

by ichigostars
Harsh Reality

Why wraiths cause your pet to become sad.

by blink_darkphoenix
I Was Wondering...

It's poisonous, sir.

by watersprite112
Random Oddness

... Gee, thanks for the tip.

by mistyqee
Kass Basher Troubles

BAM

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Tuba Is Very Sad

It wants WHAT?!

by femu
Behind the Screens: Wheeler's Wild Ride

Things look a little different from a Lenny's-eye view.

Also by caiomav

by globetrekker

 
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"Lab Partners" by megan_a_56
The pair of Unis walked up to the Neoschool. Outside, groups of students mingled on the lawn, excitedly comparing schedules and catching up with those they hadn’t seen over the summer. It seemed like a picture perfect first day of Neoschool. The mother turned to her daughter. “I want you to promise me you’ll try to make friends here. You may have gotten away with keeping to yourself in the past, but this is high school now. You’re supposed to be social and involved.” The woodland Uni merely shrugged in response. Her family moved Neohomes almost every year, so she found it difficult to make friends in her classes. While she sometimes wished she had someone to talk to, she found it easier to study and keep her grades up if she didn’t have other Neopets pestering her to hang out all the time.




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The Pirate King Files: A Defender's Mission
A hand caught the Ogrin's arm and helped her stand. The Ogrin saw a Neopet she did not recognize standing beside her. The Neopet was a female pink Aisha, wearing a bright yellow and pink costume emblazoned with the symbol of a white lotus. The Aisha wore a yellow mask and had a pink capelet draped over her shoulders.

by ezel68

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Photography
*snap* That was the sound that the striped Gelert's tourist camera makes when she elegantly took a photo. Charliemae...

by sparkleeze

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Neopia's Top Grundo Day Commodities
Around Grundo Day, many Neopians are at a loss when trying to decide how to celebrate. There are hundreds of wonderful Grundo items to choose from, each one seeming as promising as the next. Therefore, I have provided my recommendations for the best Grundo items, in my opinion.

by _brainchild_

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Celebrate Grundo Independence Day – IN STYLE!
Happy Grundo Independence Day! We once again commemorate the days when the Grundos are freed from the shackles of the dastardly nefarious Dr. Sloth. What better way to dress up your pets for the occasion? Below are seven among a few quick and easy to find fashion pieces that are must have in celebration for this event

by sunchampion

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Mother's Balloon: Part Twelve
Reyela ran into the wind, her bare feet sinking into the moist ground with every lunging step she took. She had left the Worthingtons' house in such a hurry that she had forgotten to put on her shoes. She supposed they would always have them now. They could keep them at their front door, and look at them from time to time in remembrance of the girl whom's heart they won, and then tore apart with their lies and hidden truths exposed.

by dewdropzz

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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Four
I hummed to myself as I wiped down an empty table with a wet rag. It was midday, so the Golden Doubloon was pretty empty at the moment. My ears twitched as I heard the door open, but I thought nothing of it until I heard a familiar voice behind me.

Also by medit92

by teamchao466




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