1001 Solutions to Bonju AvieMeepits find a new way to the get Bonju avie... "If he doesn't give it to us by the goodness... He'll give it to us by the evil...:k"
First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...
Sloth is My Mindless Slave Along came a guy with a net. I thought that was a pretty good idea. Having a long reach would be advantageous at the Money Tree.
A Guide to Curing Your Winter Boredom All my pets' newly unwrapped presents have lost their appeal and are put away and forgotten. The dreaded New Year boredom has finally set in.